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川保黎明燒著軟硬耀司

同志 乜你今朝又咁迟
去揾川保久龄定系山本耀司
梗系摸佐落去中环既JOYCE
再过埋隔离果间 者者ARMANI
我盲目朝拜各国各款名牌子
揾翻最相熟果个女SELL屎
攞完DISCOUNT就跟住去数银纸
多谢六万七千找翻两毫子
我只系买件件T恤系OVER SIZE
上面印住一个好鬼大既C字
究竟呢件既野系咩料子
系黎自意大利既无敌新名牌子
叫做ITALIANO加HE NO磨EAT池
我猛咁点头扮哂懒有TASTE
准备转身办埋ISSEY MIYAKI
点知佢话听朝有PRE-SALE
我就兴过火屎
疯狂既DESIGN有JPG
金鱼缸笠头十足怪物小王子
着ME DES GARCONS
走去逼巴士 咩个纸袋就话系设计师
衬条501既LEVIS
着左DR.MARTIN就好似行得快D
曾几何时靓仔都着BALLY
咸鱼翻生 又有KICKERS
生活既仓库我会走去UNY
大丸有名贵雪糕糯米糍
TOKIO KUMAGAI大战ISSEY MIYAKI

BETON个细佬叫BOSSINI
永远怀念兴发街个间ESPRIT
其实呢D牌子都似系FANTASY

我既然扮得设计师
就要去HEADQUARTERS温高佬JACKIE
电翻个靓头学TERRENCE TRENT DARBY
点知电完出黎似我偶像希斯
又有D似荷兰个个古烈治
电左个靓头 梗要约人开P
我落完SOHO再落JJS
佢话MEMBERS ONLY 我话我有FACE
我识得大傻可否通融D呢
佢一脚绅我 过左尖东海皮
我一身名牌佢都对我如此
究竟点样先系一个成功YUPPIES
究竟点样先系一个成功YUPPIES
其实呢D通通都系物质主义
你过份沉迷就会呆呆痴痴
做人千万不可玩物丧志
样样事都系要适可而止同志!

这一串牌子 穿起好似Yuppies 个老细无话我知

这一串牌子 必须有金既A.E. 我要猛甘透支

Dawn With Chuanbao Burning Soft and Hard Yashi

Comrade, why are you late again this morning?
Are you going to find Chuanbao Jiuling or Yamamoto Yashi?
Of course, I'm going to go down to JOYCE in Central
Let's go to ARMANI next door
I blindly worship famous brands of all nations and styles
And find the salesgirl that I'm most familiar with
After getting the discount, count the money
Thank you for giving me two cents for the sixty-seven thousand
I just bought a T-shirt in OVER SIZE
With a big "C" printed on it
What kind of material is this thing made of?
It's from Italy, an invincible new brand
Called ITALIANO plus HE NO eats chi
I keep nodding, pretending to be lazy and tasteful
Ready to turn around and get ISSEY MIYAKI
I heard that there will be a PRE-SALE tomorrow
I'm so excited
Crazy DESIGN has JPG
The goldfish bowl is on the head like a monster prince
Wearing ME DES GARCONS
Pushing the bus, calling the paper bag a designer
With a pair of 501 LEVIS
Wearing DR.MARTIN will make you walk faster
Once upon a time, handsome guys all wore BALLY
Salted fish turn over, and there are KICKE
I will go to UNY for the life warehouse
Daimaru has delicious mochi ice cream
TOKIO KUMAGAI against ISSEY MIYAK

BETON's younger brother is called BOSSINI
Always miss the ESPRIT on Xinfeng Street
In fact, these brands are like FANTASY

Since I pretend to be a designer
I have to go to HEADQUARTERS to learn from senior JACKIE
Do your hair like TERRENCE TRENT DARBY
I didn't expect it to turn out like my idol Heath when I finished my hair
Some also look like Holland's Guliji
After getting my hair done, I have to ask someone out for a party
I went to SOHO and then to JJS
They say MEMBERS ONLY, and I say I have FACE
I know Dasha, can you be more flexible?
He kicked me and passed the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront
I'm wearing famous brands, but he treats me like this
What exactly is a successful YUPPIES?
What exactly is a successful YUPPIES?
In fact, these are all materialism
If you indulge in it too much, you will be foolish
Never give up your ideals for material things
Everything should be done in moderation, comrade!

I've lost count of the brands, wearing them like a yuppie boss, my lady

I've lost count of the brands, I must have a gold A.E., I want to overdraft like crazy