Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 廢柴同盟

廢柴同盟

废柴同盟
曲/编: 梁基爵 词: 林海峰
黄达峰 制作
实在系最爱系"训"觉发梦 事实系无嘢做我叫′无用'
阻塞交通 有损市容 太笃眼阻阻贡
破伤风 发霉摊冻 最终要等清洁大行动
大件事 我发现有个秘密 大件事我最近变了废物
弃尸梯间沤咗一晚 有车接收真叹
掟出街 四肢分散 压扁再烧粉碎又溶烂
为何和一堆遗弃废物 原来成高山填满废物
嚟啦! 做废物快乐 天天相亲相爱好吗?
越垃圾越快乐 想臭足一千亿世吗?
未食就臭阿旺也懒试食 未用就废再造也无价值
单丁拖鞋 潦倒风扇 中风嘅抽奖券
臭香水 退休宝剑 与生"秀"叉郁o下亦杀倦
大电视 过气佢冇哂世艺 绝望系放
踱脚梳化 爱滋饼罐 结婚照片一半
废衣架 破产空罐 柏金逊PC结伴游玩
和浮游胶袋随处去睡 和陈年周刊谈笑有泪
嚟啦! 做废物快乐 天天相亲相爱好吗?
越垃圾越快乐 想臭足一亿世吗?
和无头娃娃合唱约定 情浓时污水渠里畅泳
和她 合作造废物 将塑胶花亲手送她
甜心 昨夜诞下废物 这个可爱温馨嘅家!
甜心 昨夜诞下废物 这个可爱温馨嘅家!

Losers' Alliance

Losers' Alliance
Music/Arrangement: Leung Ki-kok Lyrics: Lam Hai-fung
Produced by Wong Tat-fung
I really love to dream while sleeping, in fact, I have nothing to do, I'm called 'useless'
Blocking traffic, spoiling the city's appearance, being an eyesore
Tetanus, moldy food stalls, waiting for the final cleanup campaign
Big deal, I found a secret Big deal, I've become a waste recently
The corpse was left in the stairwell for a night, it's great to have a car to take it away
Throw it out on the street, limbs scattered, flattened and burned, crushed and melted
Why is it with a pile of abandoned waste that it has become a mountain of waste?
Come on! It's fun to be a loser, my dear, would you like to meet and fall in love every day?
The more trash, the happier you are, do you want to stink for a billion years?
A Wong who hasn't tried it is too lazy to try it, and it's worthless to recycle it without using it
A single slipper, a decadent fan, a lottery ticket from a stroke
Stinky perfume, retired sword, and a useless fork after killing
A big TV, it has lost all its skills, and it is desperate to be put down
A walkietalkie sofa, an AIDS biscuit can, half of a wedding photo
A waste hanger, a bankrupt can, a Parkinson's PC traveling together
Sleep anywhere with floating plastic bags, talk and laugh with old weekly magazines
Come on! It's fun to be a loser, my dear, would you like to meet and fall in love every day?
The more trash, the happier you are, do you want to stink for a hundred million years?
Sing "Agreement" with a headless doll, and swim in the sewage when love is strong
Collaborate with her to create waste and give her plastic flowers in person
Honey, you gave birth to waste last night, what a lovely and warm home!
Honey, you gave birth to waste last night, what a lovely and warm home!