Текст и перевод песни 軟硬 - 廣播道Fans殺人事件

廣播道Fans殺人事件

軟硬 軟硬

我歌神瘋魔幾百萬人 呼風喚雨叱吒風雲
領導樂壇靠哂你地 無左你地我地會死
疑幻疑真既英文字 ABCDEFG 你的名字叫做 fans
Fans fans 我支持你

黎張劉郭佢都鐘意 上勁歌金曲去 EYT
吹親 bb 就係 fans 逢 show 必到有早冇遲
亂打拍子表示支持 萬人大合唱世界 key
黑色 banner 襯反光字 永遠愛你我地支持你
螢光漆筆傻瓜機 簽名要簽正係大脾
撞到 SECU 即刻做戲 偽造証件冒充娛記
話呢話路係後台哩 見到偶像就成個彈起

軟硬天師我支持你 三個 fans 一齊黎
嘩陸家俊我地支持你 阿鄭梓浩我地支持你
喂蔡興麟我地支持你 ABCD 繼續支持
喂梁雁翎我地支持你 黎明詩我地支持你
阿 何婉盈我地支持你 真係奇我諗 我係 fans

各位 fans 揸住 bb 佔領紅館陣壓 IP
守住門口廿四小時 0的秘密通道佢無所不知
勤力過 PR 非常準時 晨早六點棟係唱片公司
牆上寫字地下寫詩 有起事黎會震碎玻璃
見偶像架車一轉出路口 佢就跑出馬路做長跑好手
跳高拍手仲擘大口 攤係路中心扭兩扭
由清水灣追到隧道口 披頭散髮又成身汗臭
面青口唇白都唔識得嘔 嗌夠睇夠就番屋企抖

賴芬我地支持你 關藹恩我地支持你
Cheung Wai Ming 我地支持你 各位 fans 請你支持
黎婉雯我地支持你 Momoko 我地支持你
冼金鳳我地支持你 求下你 嗌我

軟硬 軟硬 軟軟軟軟軟 軟硬 軟硬 軟軟軟軟軟
軟硬 軟硬 軟軟軟軟軟 軟硬 軟硬 軟硬 軟硬

上台獻花你娶左我啦 強行索吻都幾好架
摷到我電話知我 call 機 number 半夜三更講聲你好嗎
撲係我樓下攤係我花架 落雨不怕落雪也不怕
對住我同我嘻嘻哈哈 擰轉背拆蟹雕大花
Fans 係我地既食糧 買我隻碟又買我幅相
柱躉式中鋒次次捧場 來來去去得果幾個樣
陳李黃何歐陽林葛張 歡樂今宵請鼓掌
真真假假氣氛幻象 fans 偶像齊齊大合唱

Leon 學友我地支持你 Arron 華仔我地支持你
憶蓮 Sally 我地支持你 Beyond 草蜢我地支持你
王菲 Shirley 我地支持你 Jimmy Dicky 我地支持你
各位 fans 我地支持你 軟硬天師...

Fans Murder Case on Broadcast Road

Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung

I'm a god of songs and adored by millions of people, I can summon the wind and call the rain, and I dominate the music scene.
Leading the music scene all thanks to you, without you we'd be dead.
Vague and ambiguous English letters, ABCDEFG, your name is fans.
Fans fans, I support you.

They all like Lai, Cheung, Lau, and Kwok, they attend勁歌金曲and EYT.
Those who cheer for their idols are fans, they attend every show, rain or shine.
They clap offbeat to show their support, they sing along in a chorus that's off-key.
Black banners with reflective letters, we will always love you and support you.
They sign their names on thighs with fluorescent paint markers and cheap cameras,
They pretend to be entertainment reporters when they run into security, they forge credentials to get backstage,
They say they have connections and know where the backstage is, when they see their idols, they jump up and down with excitement.

Ngor Yin and Tin Si, I support you, three of us fans together,
Wow Luk Ka Chun, we support you, Ah Cheng Tze Ho, we support you,
Hey Choy Hing Lun, we support you, ABCD, we'll continue to support you,
Hey Leung Ngan Ling, we support you, Liming Shi, we support you,
Ah Ho Wan Ying, we support you, it's really strange, I think I'm a fan.

Fans, hold your cameras and occupy the Hong Kong Coliseum, suppress the paparazzi,
Guard the entrance 24 hours a day, they know all the secret passages of the venue,
They're more diligent than PRs, they're always on time, they line up outside the record company at six in the morning,
They write on walls and floors, and if something happens, they'll smash the glass,
When they see their idols' cars driving out of the venue, they run into the streets like marathoners,
They jump up and down, open their mouths wide, and writhe on the ground,
They chase from T清水灣o the entrance of the tunnel, their hair is disheveled and they're covered in sweat,
Their faces are pale and their lips are white, but they don't vomit, they shout and watch until they're satisfied and then go home to rest.

Lai Fan, we support you, Kwan Oi Yan, we support you,
Cheung Wai Ming, we support you, fans, please support,
Lai Wan Man, we support you, Momoko, we support you,
Sin Kam Fung, we support you, please call me.

Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung.
Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yin Ngor Yeung, Ngor Yeung Ngor Yeung.

If I go on stage and give you flowers, will you marry me? You're welcome to kiss me.
They find my phone number and call me in the middle of the night to say hello.
They lie down under my building and in my flower pots, they're not afraid of rain or snow.
They talk to me and laugh with me, but when they turn around, they're picking their noses and cursing.
Fans are our food, they buy my albums and my photos.
They're like center forwards, always supporting us, they always look the same.
Chan, Lee, Wong, Ho,欧阳, Lam, Got, Cheung, please applaud for the欢乐今宵.
Real or fake, the atmosphere is fantastic, fans and idols sing together.

Leon, Jacky, we support you, Arron, Andy, we support you,
Anita, Sally, we support you, Beyond, Grasshopper, we support you,
Faye, Shirley, we support you, Jimmy, Dicky, we support you,
Fans, we support you, Ngor Yin and Tin Si...