Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 我殺了一個人

我殺了一個人

我杀了一个人
曲/编: 吴国恩 词: 林海峰
黄达峰 制作
啱啱起身 鬼咁眼"训"
扭开电视 闷死人
寻晚队到 温温炖
无无聊聊 落街整碗斋河粉
行o下商埸 猛片最新最新
矇矇查查 比画面吓亲
撞正差人 当街搜身搜身
无无聊聊 点解你得一个人?
佢谈吐斯文 佢双目炯炯有神
佢笑面迎人 佢系个好市民
佢话:′她找了新的爱人, 她不要我亲近, 她今晚庆祝生辰!'
转身他 然后话约了一个人
摊"响"梳化 打机铺铺"训"身
吱吱噚噚 拍死两只蚊
上网倾计 各位化名化身
无无聊聊 点解你得一个人
佢想学日文 佢最钟意睇食神
佢关心新闻 佢系个普通人
佢话:′她找了新的爱人, 她不要我亲近, 她今晚庆祝生辰!'
转身他 留言话约了一个人
他 相约友好各人
他 攻破四方阵
他 宣布庆祝生辰 转身他 然后话杀了一个人
他 揭露怎么进行
他 分割了七份
他 边切饼边切人 转身他 如常为佢庆祝诞辰
他 边切饼边切人 转身他 如常为佢庆祝诞辰

I Killed A Man

I killed a man
Song/Arranged by: Michael Woo Kin Yan Lyrics by: Anthony Wong Yiu Ming
Produced by: Tat Fung Wong
I just woke up and I'm feeling really sleepy
I turn on the TV and I'm bored to death
I hung out with the guys last night and I'm feeling groggy
I'm bored so I go downstairs to get a bowl of vegetarian hor fun
I walk around the mall and see the latest movies
I'm dazed and confused and I get scared by the screen
I bump into a cop and he searches me on the street
I'm bored so why are you alone?
He speaks politely and his eyes are piercing
He smiles and he's a good citizen
He says, 'She found a new lover, she doesn't want me to be close to her, she's celebrating her birthday tonight!'
He turns around and then says he's meeting someone
Lying on the couch, playing video games, falling asleep
Buzzing and buzzing, I swat two mosquitoes to death
I chat online, everyone uses a pseudonym
I'm bored so why are you alone?
She wants to learn Japanese and she loves watching God of Cookery
She cares about the news and she's an ordinary person
She says, 'She found a new lover, she doesn't want me to be close to her, she's celebrating her birthday tonight!'
He turns around and leaves a message saying he's meeting someone
He invites all his friends
He breaks through the enemy lines
He announces that he's celebrating his birthday He turns around and then says he killed someone
He reveals how he did it
He cut her into seven pieces
He cuts the cake and the person as he turns around He celebrates her birthday as usual
He cuts the cake and the person as he turns around He celebrates her birthday as usual