Текст и перевод песни 軟硬 - 非常口

非常口

阿口 我鐘意將野等入你嗰度
掟奶茶 話梅 墨魚入去好似焚化爐
放埋簫 放埋口琴 香口膠 都仲未爆
仲居然有空位淨 吹口哨

阿口 我鐘意係你嗰度整嘢出黎
但求自已快慰 劈大個咀仔就黎
講笑談心 呃大話 慰問娘親
不含真心 純粹發音 但係相當冧

抹咀 深呼吸 大力啜啖煙
你要哭訴或嘔吐 或講數 請你自便
無野食繼續講嘢 未喊就笑住先 氹夠就講真話
鬧完錫啖先

趙野咀野噴野吞野叫野吹野唱野
哼野嗌野嘔野啜野擦野吃野奶野問野咩野
趙野咀野噴野吞野叫野吹野唱野
哼野嗌野嘔野啜野擦野吃野奶野問野咩野
嘩剌嗎嚇擦擦呀吧剌 喳掛唏唏
番羅哦啦咯嘻嘻噢妻呵喂車喀哈哈勒呸
嘩剌嗎嚇擦擦呀吧剌 喳掛唏唏番羅哦

出入口 實在都係呢度
食乜話乜做乜你係通道
我一世既快感冚扮爛 非常口
盡量郁 有幸福 我地得把口

Emergency Exit

Babe I love to put things inside you
Throw in milk tea, preserved plums, cuttlefish like an incinerator
Insert a flute, an harmonica, chewing gum, you still don't explode
It's amazing there's still room to spare, just whistle

Babe I love to do things inside you
I just want to please myself, I'm about to kiss you wildly
Tell jokes, chat, lie, comfort your elders
I'm not sincere, I'm just making noises, but it's quite charming

Wipe my mouth, take a deep breath, take a big sip of smoke
If you want to cry, or vomit, or talk, please feel free
Nothing to eat, just keep talking, if you don't cry, just laugh first, coax you enough and then tell the truth
After scolding you, kiss you first

Hug, kiss, spray, swallow, call, blow, sing
Hum, shout, vomit, sip, wipe, eat, suck, ask what
Hug, kiss, spray, swallow, call, blow, sing
Hum, shout, vomit, sip, wipe, eat, suck, ask what
Walahmahhahahahahahaha
Fanloolahhiheeohwifeheyycarhahahaphu
Walahmahhahahahahahaha

Exit and entrance, they're really both here
Eat what say what do what you are the channel
All my pleasure is covered up, emergency exit
Move as much as you can, happiness exists, our mouth is all we have