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黑色愉快

小生个名叫裕快 d街坊通称小黑怪
皆因我左手个处 天生黑斑一大块
So黑色我好中意 逢亲好天我就去晒
黑色我好中意 凡黑色东西我就买晒

小生个名叫裕快 d街坊通称小黑怪
屋企黑迷萌好愉快 黑色既抬凳仲有
黑衫沟黑裤 连袋巾都拣到fit晒
晚黑煮黑米 日头刻苦工作又够快

小生个名叫裕快 d街坊通称小黑怪
点知个头睇住架黑色tv播旧戏
有紧急消息呀 话禁晒个d black coulor
哗! 甘样点好呀 我点都要见下巨架

小生个名叫裕快 d街坊通称小黑怪
家阵有左新律法 可否讲解下tell me why

巨即刻甘等 我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入black list
再扎扎跳就black out
求其温你入black prison
仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意紫色呀
系唔准你呀
唔准你呀

小生个名叫裕快 d街坊通称小黑怪
终于走番去求巨 好鬼低声兼下气
我旧阵娶左个黑妹妹 翻去做老伴
我俩天生好登对 郎情妾意甘就破碎呀

巨即刻甘等 我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入black list
再扎扎跳就black out
求其温你入black prison
仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意紫色呀
系唔准你呀
唔准你呀

唉 鬼叫巨把叫大晒 死死气翻去改过
将黑色既家私换晒 连水泥佬都即刻call晒
黎将屋企通处黑迷萌搞到白晒晒
但漆油d臭味 闻到我作呕兼泪满眼

巨即刻甘等 我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入black list
再扎扎跳就black out
求其温你入black prison
仲黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意紫色呀
仲讲呀你
仲讲呀你

小生个名叫裕快 不涝通称小黑怪
呢排觉得好古怪 街坊把口好似换过晒...

Black Joy

My little name is Ah Kuai, and the neighbors usually call me Little Black Ghost
Because I have a large, black spot on my left hand
So I really like black, I go sunbathing whenever I'm free
I really like black, I buy anything that's black

My little name is Ah Kuai, and the neighbors usually call me Little Black Ghost
My furniture is very cool in black, and I even have a black stool
Black shirt with black pants, even my handkerchief matches
I cook black rice at night, and work hard during the day

My little name is Ah Kuai, and the neighbors usually call me Little Black Ghost
You know, I was watching an old movie on my black TV
There was a breaking news, saying that black is now forbidden
Wow! What should I do? I have to meet that guy

My little name is Ah Kuai, and the neighbors usually call me Little Black Ghost
There's a new law now, can you explain tell me why?

I'll wait for you, you have to listen to me
If you make a fuss, I'll put you on the black list
If you do it again, you'll be blacked out
I'll throw you in black prison
You can't choose black, I prefer blue
You can't choose black, I prefer purple
I forbid you
I forbid you

My little name is Ah Kuai, and the neighbors usually call me Little Black Ghost
Finally went to beg him, very humble and polite
I married a black girl some time ago, and she's my companion now
We were made for each other, it's a pity if we break up

I'll wait for you, you have to listen to me
If you make a fuss, I'll put you on the black list
If you do it again, you'll be blacked out
I'll throw you in black prison
You can't choose black, I prefer blue
You can't choose black, I prefer purple
I forbid you
I forbid you

Oh no, he's so powerful, I can only go back and change my ways
Changed all the black furniture, and immediately called the plumber
Make my whole house white
But the smell of paint, makes me vomit and cry

I'll wait for you, you have to listen to me
If you make a fuss, I'll put you on the black list
If you do it again, you'll be blacked out
I'll throw you in black prison
You can't choose black, I prefer blue
You can't choose black, I prefer purple
I'll forbid you
I'll forbid you

My little name is Ah Kuai, but I'm not called Little Black Ghost anymore
I've been feeling very strange lately, the neighbors seem to have changed their words...