Текст и перевод песни 軟硬 - 點解要大家笠

點解要大家笠

(Woo-ah)
找到真愛的秘密
男與女 都要緊記
記得乜記得乜記得緊記 點解要大家笠

我愛你愛到癲 交 交出你的 張開你的
親愛的 都緊記 點解要大家笠
我 Un un un un 拿拿拿
人人人人無啦啦話呢支歌好聽

聽真D 好驚好驚好鬼正
完全無愛既世界遲早瓜分分分鐘會釘
Oh 這個小島花花草草不再靚
番狗不會再跳 花貓不會再叫 乜都無癮無癮
跳跳跳會跌 豬豬瞌曬眼訓 雞雞斷曬Q
一個無笠的世界你要Q

衰佬摸地盤佬傳比單眼佬
搞核突佬同個女教師
咁下一位幸運兒 豎起耳仔留意
真既笠 你要愛就要知
笠 好似本聖經 笠 要好尊敬
可愛可靠膠雨衣 愛侶真巖key
Tell me why tell me why
點解要大家笠

男與女 都要緊記
記得乜記得乜 記得緊記 點解要大家笠
快快試試三分鐘的愛里 要有笠
書包里公司里 要有笠
手袋里車箱里 要有笠
監倉里荒島里 要有笠

Come On
愛可以種花愛無分你我他
愛會踢走細菌與困難
我不怕它 你也永遠不怕它
個個記緊呢一套see

香橙味凸紋 超薄型斜紋
瑩光透明 綠色夠環保
石磨藍鱷魚皮 雕花麻布質地
個個I 笠 you ok
笠 好似本聖經 笠 要好尊敬
可愛可靠膠雨衣 愛侶真巖key
點解 點解 點解要大家笠我再唱咯

男與女 都要緊記
記得乜記得乜 記得緊記 點解要大家笠
Follow me one more time Follow me one more time
拿拿拿 人人人人無啦啦話呢支歌好聽
聽真D 好驚好驚好鬼正
完全無愛既世界遲早瓜分分鐘會釘

Oh 這小島花花草草不再靚
番狗不會再跳 花貓不會再叫
乜都無癮無癮 再無聖誕節
豬豬瞌曬眼訓 雞雞斷曬q
一個無笠的世界你要
Follow me one more time
Woo-ah Woo-ah

找到真愛的秘密
三分鐘的愛里 要有笠
飛機里公園里 要有笠
雞湯里香蕉里 要有笠

找到真愛的秘密
心底里腰骨里 要有笠
蝦餃里啤機里 要有笠
衫借袋里冬菇里 要有笠
湯丸里巴士里 要有笠

愛可以種花 愛無分你我他
愛似永生救世主要降臨
我不怕它 你也永不怕它
個個記緊呢一套
Woo-ah Woo-ah
找到真愛的秘密

Why Do We All Need to Wear a Condom?

(Woo-ah)
Here is the secret to finding true love
Men and women, take note
Remember what, remember what, remember and take note Why do we all need to wear a condom?

I love you madly, baby Give me your Open up your
My darling, take note Why do we all need to wear a condom?
I Un un un un Take it take it
Everyone, everyone, out of the blue, says this song is catchy

Listen carefully, it's so exciting, so thrilling, so damn good
A world without love will sooner or later be divided, and it'll be nailed down in minutes
Oh, this little island's flowers and grass are no longer beautiful
The guard dog will no longer jump, the tabby cat will no longer meow, nothing will be fun, nothing will be fun
Jumping and jumping will make you fall, pigs will close their sleepy eyes, cocks will break their Q
You need to have a condom in a world without condoms

A rotten guy touches a construction worker who spreads it to a one-eyed guy
Mess with a pervert and a female teacher
So the next lucky guy, prick up your ears and pay attention
True condoms, you need to love to know
Condoms are like the bible, condoms must be respected
Cute, reliable latex raincoat, lovers truly rock
Tell me why tell me why
Why do we all need to wear a condom?

Men and women, take note
Remember what, remember what, remember and take note Why do we all need to wear a condom?
Quickly try a three-minute love, there must be a condom
In your schoolbag, in your company, there must be a condom
In your handbag, in your car, there must be a condom
In prison, on a desert island, there must be a condom

Come On
Love can grow flowers, love is for everyone
Love will kick away bacteria and difficulties
I'm not afraid of it, and you'll never be afraid of it either
Everyone, remember this set

Orange-flavored convex, ultra-thin herringbone
Fluorescent transparent, green is environmentally friendly
Stone-ground blue crocodile skin, carved linen texture
Everyone I condom you ok
Condoms are like the bible, condoms must be respected
Cute, reliable latex raincoat, lovers truly rock
Why, why, why do we all need to wear a condom? Let me sing it again

Men and women, take note
Remember what, remember what, remember and take note Why do we all use condoms?
Follow me one more time Follow me one more time
Take it take it Everyone, everyone, out of the blue, says this song is catchy
Listen carefully, it's so exciting, so thrilling, so damn good
A world without love will sooner or later be divided, and it'll be nailed down in minutes

Oh, this little island's flowers and grass are no longer beautiful
The guard dog will no longer jump, the tabby cat will no longer meow
Nothing will be fun, nothing will be fun, no more Christmas
Pigs will close their sleepy eyes, cocks will break their Q
You need a condom in a world without condoms
Follow me one more time
Woo-ah Woo-ah

Here is the secret to finding true love
There must be a condom in a three-minute love
There must be a condom in the plane and in the park
There must be a condom in the chicken soup and in the banana

Here is the secret to finding true love
There must be a condom in your heart and in your spine
There must be a condom in shrimp dumplings and in beer machines
There must be a condom in the sweater borrower's bag and in the mushrooms
There must be a condom in the soup dumpling and in the bus

Love can grow flowers, love is for everyone
Love is like an eternal savior to come
I'm not afraid of it, and you'll never be afraid of it either
Everyone, remember this set
Woo-ah Woo-ah
Here is the secret to finding true love