Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - Fantastic

Fantastic

今日我又想同大家讲下耶稣
你未必锺意听
不过听左好过冇
我知道你地好多个都做得好好
梗有楼有车有品味呀梦想天比高
无论系世界和平自由博爱
你一定有足够理由继续精彩
以下呢段野呀包你听左发达呀
如果你有时间就唔好走开噢

奇在你胸膛位置奇在有粒志

成日要胸怀大志其实有冇事

随便放低唔在意人系有终止

奇妙快感无限次其实靠手指

Fantastic
想食好d
好野想食多d
点食都系fit d 好呀
Fantastic
想训好d
一训低扮死尸
乜野都话不知
爽呀
Fantastic
想健康d
一大粒顺咇d
好过一日一d
坚呀
饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭

Fantastic

难道要经常坐厕期待有chance

成日要鲍鱼炖翅
其实菜冇事
其实你听唔入耳还是冇吉屎

来吧坐低轮住试全力爆多次

你问我今日sell你到底sell到边到
我话乜你咁鬼眼训兼且面色唔好
你份人锺意系又做唔系又做
你试下再问我我就发起唠叨
你一日慢过一日就一朝懵过一朝
个个搞到望记哂d人生目标
我叫左你去做d比较有意义o既野
你就日日唔知追乜由天光搞到夜
Fantastic
想食好d
好野想食多d
点食都系fit d 好呀
Fantastic
想训好d
一训低扮死尸
乜野都话不知
爽呀
Fantastic
想健康d
一大粒顺咇d
好过一日一d
坚呀
饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭

I believe i can fly

I believe i can fly

Fantastic

Fantastic
好食多d
三次讲食多d
好食果阵讲d乜呀
Fantastic
恰觉好d
一训低扮od
好过天下统一称霸
Fantastic
宿便少d
一早开大督d
咁就乜事都睇得化

咁先至系Fantastic丫嘛
Fantastic
返入屋企
点蜡烛又香熏
听下音乐煲碟揽下
Fantastic
跟住熄灯
睇幻彩咏香江
跟住乱射烟花一下
Fantastic
咁就简单123大家笠
想载咁大声d黎喇
饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭 饭

Fantastic

Fantastic

Today, I wanna talk to you about Jesus
You may not want to listen
But listening is better than nothing
I know many of you are doing very well
You must have a house, a car, good taste, and lofty dreams
Whether it's world peace, freedom, love
You must have enough reasons to continue being wonderful
The following paragraph will make you rich
If you have time, don't go away

It's strange that there's a desire in your chest

Do you really need to have lofty ambitions all the time?

Just let it go, don't care that people have an end

Wonderful, endless pleasure, actually, is from your fingers

Fantastic
Want to eat well
Want to eat more good things
No matter how you eat, it's always fit
Fantastic
Want to sleep well
Lie down and play dead
Say you don't know anything
How cool!
Fantastic
Want to be healthy
Poop a lot, it's smoother
Better than once a day
Strong!
Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice

Fantastic

Do you have to stay on the toilet all the time waiting for a chance?

Do you always need abalone and bird's nest soup?
Actually, vegetables are fine
Are you actually not listening or do you just not understand?

Come on, sit down, take turns trying, explode with all your might

You ask me what I'm selling you today
I say what's wrong with you, are you so sleepy and your face looks bad?
You like to do things and not do things
If you ask me again, I'll start nagging
You're getting slower every day, and you're more confused every day
Everyone's forgetting their life goals
I told you to do something more meaningful
You don't know what you're after day after day, from morning till night
Fantastic
Want to eat well
Want to eat more good things
No matter how you eat, it's always fit
Fantastic
Want to sleep well
Lie down and play dead
Say you don't know anything
How cool!
Fantastic
Want to be healthy
Poop a lot, it's smoother
Better than once a day
Strong!
Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly

Fantastic

Fantastic
Eat more
Say you want to eat more three times
What do you say when you eat well?
Fantastic
Feel better
Lie down and pretend to overdose
Better than unifying the world and becoming an overlord
Fantastic
Have less constipation
Unleash a huge poop in the morning
Then you can see everything in a different light

That's what Fantastic is all about
Fantastic
Go home
Light candles and burn incense
Listen to music, chill out, and have a hug
Fantastic
Then turn off the lights
Watch A Symphony of Lights
Then set off some fireworks
Fantastic
That's how easy it is to get everyone excited
Sing out loud
Rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice, rice

Fantastic