Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 喂喂喂

喂喂喂

喂喂喂
我想傾句計 點解你把聲似水底
我想傾句計 點解你把聲咁鬼細
向四種方向喂 轉彎扭曲我身體
你哈囉我喂 駛乜諸多好禮
耳邊多四位 詐詐帝帝扮傾計
我宣佈 各位接收真係有問題

不另收費 上帝魔鬼 聲大聲細 你係邊位

我聽到你喂 你聽到我講乜鬼
你真出哂位 你對耳真係有問題
咁岩傾句計 喂喂香蕉對摺龜
你拉東扯西 開聲就好似鬼食泥
我想搵個位 問究竟你係邊一位
無樣俾我睇 咁你係魔鬼定上帝

不另收費 上帝魔鬼 聲大聲細 你係邊位

喂喂喂 喂喂喂
喂喂喂 喂喂喂

喂喂喂 (你剛才打既電話號碼未能接通)
喂喂喂 (WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE?)
喂喂喂 (普通話按3字)
喂喂喂 (我地既辨工時間已經完畢)
喂喂喂 (你這剎那在何方)
喂喂喂 (我有說話未曾講)

條線都亂咁飛到天邊飛到海底
發癲亂咁喂 終於接通左啦喂
個秘書把聲似鬼 佢話有說話就留低
我正想講: um... 喂 點知線路又有問題
我只想傾句計嗟 唯有收埋係我心底
我想傾句計 你要等我呀 喂喂喂喂

不另收費 上帝魔鬼 聲大聲細 你係邊位

Hey, Hey, Hey

Hey, Hey, Hey
I want to chat with you, why does your voice sound like it's underwater?
I want to chat with you, why is your voice so small?
To the four directions, hey, twist my body
You say hello, I say hey, why are you being so polite?
There are four of you next to my ear, pretending to chat
I declare, there's definitely a problem with your reception

No additional charge, God, Devil, loud or quiet, who are you?

I can hear you, hey, what are you talking about?
You're really out of it, there's definitely a problem with your hearing
Coincidentally, I'm chatting with you, hey, hey, banana folded turtle
You're going back and forth, your voice sounds like a ghost eating mud
I want to find a place to ask you who you are
You're not showing me anything, so are you a devil or a god?

No additional charge, God, Devil, loud or quiet, who are you?

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

Hey, Hey, Hey (The phone number you just dialed is not in service)
Hey, Hey, Hey (WHICH LANGUAGE WOULD U LIKE TO USE?)
Hey, Hey, Hey (Press 3 for Mandarin)
Hey, Hey, Hey (Our office hours are over)
Hey, Hey, Hey (Where on earth are you now?)
Hey, Hey, Hey (I have something I haven't said yet)

The line is flying all over the sky and the bottom of the sea
Crazy yelling, hey, finally got through, hey
The secretary's voice sounds like a ghost, she says, if you have something to say, leave a message
I was just about to say: um... hey, when suddenly the line went dead again
I just wanted to chat with you, but I have to keep it to myself
I want to chat with you, honey, you have to wait for me, hey, hey, hey, hey

No additional charge, God, Devil, loud or quiet, who are you?