Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 川保黎明烧着软硬耀司 （Remix）

川保黎明烧着软硬耀司 （Remix）

同志 乜你今朝又甘迟
去温川保久龄定系山本耀司
梗系摸佐落去中环既JOYCE
再过埋隔离果间 者者ARMANI
我盲目朝拜各国各款名牌子
温翻最相熟个个女SELL屎
罗完DISCOUNT就跟住去数银纸
多谢六万七找翻两毫子
我只系买件T恤系OVER SIZE
上面印住一个好鬼大既C字
究竟呢件 既 野系咩料子
系黎自意大利既无敌新名牌子
叫做ITALIANO加 HE NO磨EAT池
我猛甘点头扮晒懒有TASTE
有准备转身办理ISSEY MIYAKI
点知拒话听朝 有我就兴过火屎
这一串牌子 穿起好似YUPPIES

个老细无话我知 这一串牌子

必须有金既A.E.
我要猛甘透支 疯狂既DESIGN有JPG
金鱼缸笠头十足怪物小王子
着.ME DES GARCONS
走去逼巴士 咩个子袋就话系设计师
亲条501既LEVIS
着左DR.MARTIN就好似行得快D
曾几何时靓仔都着BALLY
咸鱼翻生 又有KICKERS
生活既仓库我会走去UNY
大丸有名贵雪糕糯米糍
TOKIO KUMAGAI大战ISSEY MIYAKI
C.P.PANY 发梦赢左YOHJI
BE.TON个细佬叫BOSSINI
永远怀念与发街个间ESPRIT
其实呢D牌子都似系FANTASY
*这一串牌子 D钱会驶得好易

着左系米靓仔D 这一串牌子

根本得个弟字 我再买就变乞儿
我既然扮得设计师
就要去HEADQUARTERS温高佬JACKIE
电翻个靓头学TERRENCE TRENT DARBY
点知电完出黎似我偶像希斯
又有D似荷兰个个古烈治
电左个靓头 梗要约人开P
我落完SOHO再落JJS
巨话MEMBERS ONLY我话我有FACE
我识得大傻可否通融D呢
巨一脚绅我过左尖东海皮
我一身名牌 巨都对我如此
究竟点样先系一个成功YUPPIES
其实呢D通通都系物质主义
你过份沉迷就会呆呆痴痴
做人千万不可玩物丧志
样样事都系要适可而止同志!
*这一串牌子 D钱会驶得好易

着左系米靓仔D 这一串牌子

根本得个弟字 我再买就变乞儿

这一串牌子 穿起好似YUPPIES

个老细无话我知 这一串牌子

必须有金既A.E.
我要猛甘透支 疯狂既DESIGN有JPG

River Conservation Dawn Burns Soft and Hard Pioneers (Remix)

Dude, why are you so late again this morning?
Did you go to Yuen Po or to Yamamoto Yohji?
You must have gone to Joyce in Central,
Then to that ARMANI store nearby.
I blindly worship famous brands from all over the world.
Chatting up the salesgirls I know best.
Haggling for discounts and then counting the money,
Thank you, $67,000, give me two cents back.
I only bought an oversized T-shirt,
With a huge letter C printed on it.
What kind of material is this thing made of?
It's from Italy, the latest invincible brand,
Called ITALIANO and HE NO磨EAT池.
I nodded vigorously, pretending to be very tasteful.
Ready to turn around and visit ISSEY MIYAKI,
But he said, "I'm going to have a fire tomorrow, so come back next time.
This string of brands looks like a YUPPIES outfit.

The boss didn't tell me that this string of brands,

Must have a gold A.E.
I need to overdraft a lot, JPG for crazy DESIGN.
A goldfish bowl on my head, like a monster prince,
Wearing.ME DES GARCONS.
When I go to the bus, they call my bag a designer bag,
A pair of 501 LEVIS,
Wearing DR.MARTINS makes me feel like I'm walking faster.
Handsome boys used to wear BALLY,
咸鱼翻生 又有KICKERS
I'll go to UNY for my life's warehouse,
Daimaru has famous snowskin mochi,
TOKIO KUMAGAI vs ISSEY MIYAKI,
C.P.PANY dreams of winning over YOHJI.
BE.TON's little brother is called BOSSINI,
Always missing that ESPRIT store on Fa Yuen Street,
Actually, these brands are all like FANTASY,
*These brands will make you spend money easily.

Does it make you look better, this string of brands?

It's just a show-off, if I buy any more I'll become a beggar.
Since I'm pretending to be a designer,
I have to go to HEADQUARTERS to see the tall JACKIE.
Perm my cool head like TERRENCE TRENT DARBY,
But when I come out, I look like my idol Heath,
And a little like that Dutch guy, Gullit.
After perming my cool head, I have to invite people to my party.
I went from SOHO to JJS,
The giant WORDS MEMBERS ONLY, I said I had FACE,
I know Big Fool, can you be more flexible?
He kicked me and I landed on the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront.
I'm covered in famous brands, but he treats me like this.
How do you become a successful YUPPIES?
Actually, all this is just materialism.
If you indulge yourself too much, you'll become a fool.
Never let things get out of hand.
Moderation in all things, my friend!
*These brands will make you spend money easily.

Does it make you look better, this string of brands?

It's just a show-off, if I buy any more I'll become a beggar.

This string of brands looks like a YUPPIES outfit.

The boss didn't tell me that this string of brands,

Must have a gold A.E.
I need to overdraft a lot, JPG for crazy DESIGN.