Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 川保黎明烧着软硬耀司

川保黎明烧着软硬耀司

同志 乜你今朝又咁迟
去揾川保久龄定系山本耀司
梗系摸佐落去中环既JOYCE
再过埋隔离果间 者者ARMANI
我盲目朝拜各国各款名牌子
揾翻最相熟果个女SELL屎
攞完DISCOUNT就跟住去数银纸
多谢六万七千找翻两毫子
我只系买件件T恤系OVER SIZE
上面印住一个好鬼大既C字
究竟呢件既野系咩料子
系黎自意大利既无敌新名牌子
叫做ITALIANO加HE NO磨EAT池
我猛咁点头扮哂懒有TASTE
准备转身办埋ISSEY MIYAKI
点知佢话听朝有PRE-SALE
我就兴过火屎
疯狂既DESIGN有JPG
金鱼缸笠头十足怪物小王子
着ME DES GARCONS
走去逼巴士 咩个纸袋就话系设计师
衬条501既LEVIS
着左DR.MARTIN就好似行得快D
曾几何时靓仔都着BALLY
咸鱼翻生 又有KICKERS
生活既仓库我会走去UNY
大丸有名贵雪糕糯米糍
TOKIO KUMAGAI大战ISSEY MIYAKI

BETON个细佬叫BOSSINI
永远怀念兴发街个间ESPRIT
其实呢D牌子都似系FANTASY

我既然扮得设计师
就要去HEADQUARTERS温高佬JACKIE
电翻个靓头学TERRENCE TRENT DARBY
点知电完出黎似我偶像希斯
又有D似荷兰个个古烈治
电左个靓头 梗要约人开P
我落完SOHO再落JJS
佢话MEMBERS ONLY 我话我有FACE
我识得大傻可否通融D呢
佢一脚绅我 过左尖东海皮
我一身名牌佢都对我如此
究竟点样先系一个成功YUPPIES
究竟点样先系一个成功YUPPIES
其实呢D通通都系物质主义
你过份沉迷就会呆呆痴痴
做人千万不可玩物丧志
样样事都系要适可而止同志!

这一串牌子 穿起好似Yuppies 个老细无话我知

这一串牌子 必须有金既A.E. 我要猛甘透支

Chuan Bao dawn ignites Yohji Yamamoto

My darling, why are you so late again this morning?
Are you going to see Chuan Bao Ku Ling or Yamamoto Yohji?
Of course, go get it at JOYCE in Central
Then visit ARMANI next door
I blindly worship famous brands from various countries
Find the female sales associate I know best
After getting the discount, I'll count the cash
Thank you for the change of two cents after paying sixty-seven thousand
I just bought an oversized T-shirt
It has a huge letter "C" printed on it
What material is this thing made of?
It comes from Italy, an invincible new brand
It's called ITALIANO, HE NO, EAT, CHI
I kept nodding my head, pretending to be stylish
I was about to turn around and go to ISSEY MIYAKI
But she said there would be a PRE-SALE tomorrow
I was excited
There are crazy designs like JPG
Fishbowl on my head, like the little prince of monsters
Wearing ME DES GARCONS
Going to squeeze the bus, any paper bag is said to be designed
Match with 501 LEVIS jeans
Wearing DR. MARTIN seems to walk faster
Once upon a time, handsome guys all wore BALLY
咸鱼翻生 has Kicker again
I'll go to UNY for my life's warehouse
Daimaru has delicious ice cream and glutinous rice cakes
TOKIO KUMAGAI大战ISSEY MIYAKI

The younger brother of BETON is called BOSSINI
I will always miss ESPRIT in Xingfa Street
In fact, these brands are like FANTASY

Since I pretend to be a designer
I have to go to HEADQUARTERS to visit senior JACKIE
Blow a cool hair like TERRENCE TRENT DARBY
But it turned out like my idol Heath after blowing it out
It also looks a bit like Dutch George
I must make an appointment with someone to hold a party after getting a cool haircut
I went down from SOHO and then to JJS
She said MEMBERS ONLY, I said I have a FACE
I know Dasha, can you be more flexible?
She kicked me and crossed the Tsim Sha Tsui waterfront
I'm wearing all famous brands, but she treats me like this
What exactly is a successful YUPPIES?
What exactly is a successful YUPPIES?
In fact, all these are materialism
If you are too obsessed, you will be foolish
Never lose yourself in playing
Everything should be done in moderation, my darling!

Wearing these brands like a Yuppies boss, my wife doesn't tell me anything

These brands must have a gold A.E. I need to overdraft wildly