Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 废柴同盟

废柴同盟

废柴同盟

实在系最爱系训觉发梦 事实系无嘢做我叫无用
阻塞交通 有损市容 太笃眼阻阻贡
破伤风 发霉摊冻 最终要等清洁大行动
大件事 我发现有个秘密 大件事我最近变了废物
弃尸梯间沤咗一晚 有车接收真叹
掟出街 四肢分散 压扁再烧粉碎又溶烂
为何和一堆遗弃废物 原来成高山填满废物
嚟啦! 做废物快乐 天天相亲相爱好吗?
越垃圾越快乐 想臭足一千亿世吗?
未食就臭阿旺也懒试食 未用就废再造也无价值
单丁拖鞋 潦倒风扇 中风嘅抽奖券
臭香水 退休宝剑 与生秀叉郁o下亦杀倦
大电视 过气佢冇哂世艺 绝望系放
踱脚梳化 爱滋饼罐 结婚照片一半
废衣架 破产空罐 柏金逊PC结伴游玩
和浮游胶袋随处去睡 和陈年周刊谈笑有泪
嚟啦! 做废物快乐 天天相亲相爱好吗?
越垃圾越快乐 想臭足一亿世吗?

和无头娃娃合唱约定 情浓时污水渠里畅泳
和她 合作造废物 将塑胶花亲手送她
甜心 昨夜诞下废物 这个可爱温馨嘅家!

Laid-back Alliance

Laid-back Alliance

My favorite thing in life is sleeping and dreaming, it's a fact that I am useless because I have nothing to do
Blocking traffic, being a nuisance to the public, you're an eyesore and a nuisance
Tetanus, mold, stench, eventually waiting for a major cleaning campaign
Here's the thing, I've discovered a secret, I've become a piece of garbage lately
The corpse was left in the stairwell for a night, and it was amazing that a truck came to collect it
Threw it out on the street, limbs scattered, flatten it, burn it, smash it, then melt and rot it
Why is it that I end up in a pile of discarded waste, which turns out to be a mountain of waste?
Come on! Is it fun to be a piece of garbage, being together and loving each other every day?
The more garbage the happier, do you want to stink for a billion years?
It stinks before we eat it, and Ah Wang is too lazy to try it. It's useless before we use it, and it's worthless to recycle
A single slipper, a down-and-out fan, a lottery ticket that's about to expire
Stinky perfume, a retired sword, and a life show fork will kill you if you play it too much
A big TV, it's out of date and has no worldly skills, and it's desperate to be put down
A rocking sofa, an AIDS biscuit can, and half of the wedding photos
Broken clothes hanger, bankrupt empty can, Parkinson's PC traveling together
Go to sleep with floating plastic bags wherever you go, and talk and laugh with old weekly magazines
Come on! Is it fun to be a piece of garbage, being together and loving each other every day?
The more garbage the happier, do you want to stink for a hundred million years?

Singing "约定" with a headless doll, we swam in the sewage ditch when we were in love
She and I work together to make garbage, sending her plastic flowers with my own hands
Sweetheart, last night I gave birth to a piece of garbage, this lovely and warm home!