Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 老人院

老人院

夠鐘喇 睇電視 睇下今集講乜先
講乜先 哎唷

Gala gala happy 買 Harley 扮阿 Paul
寂寞孤單 卡拉屋企 晚晚去唱歌
深宵的晚空 星月在搖動 蕭錦去活動
你有冇搞錯呀 你唱埋晒D咁老土既歌

Gala gala happy 著 nike 亂撻朵
大疊摩登 rave 仔 rave 女個個去哂 rap
Marky mark 夠英 Hammer 直頭勁 new kid 無動靜

四蚊一鋪街機亂咁打打打凹左
Ken 哥將軍手刀射錯左
今晚三點尖東海邊昅住春麗
我最怕佢有左

做 做乜好 落DD
做 做得好 泡九七
做 做得到 去六四
做 做差佬 葉玉卿 葉玉卿

今晚阿 sir 請食飯 隨便坐

Gala gala happy 有煙仔沒有火
日日聽歌聽個幾隻無變化既歌
天朦光唱歌 fans 熱情和 姑丈向下墮
Gala gala happy 我 darling零舍多
住在山腰 身家多過拍戲既發哥
包起七個桔 三件用黎窒
孖公仔最核突

七間金鋪 一粒差佬日日係咁捕
警犬拉茜又著草
衰佬死佬差佬基佬做做係咁做
世界是太美好

做 做乜好 champion
做 做得好 啊咩嗲
做 做得到 唷仙奴
做 做差佬 劉鍚明 劉鍚明

Gala gala happy 買 Harley 扮阿 Paul
寂寞孤單 卡拉屋企 晚晚去唱歌
深霄的晚空 星月在搖動
春宵愛做夢
Gala gala happy

老人院

Time for some TV! Let's see what's on tonight.
What's on tonight? Oh dear.

Gala gala happy, bought a Harley to look like Paul.
Lonely and alone, going to karaoke every night to sing my heart out.
The late-night sky, the stars and moon are twinkling, Xiao Jin goes to the club.
Are you kidding me? You're singing all these outdated songs.

Gala gala happy, wearing Nike, dancing like crazy.
All the trendy ravers, rave boys and girls, they're all rapping.
Marky Mark is pretty cool, Hammer is awesome, New Kids on the Block are nowhere to be seen.

Four bucks a game, playing arcade games like a madman, getting my butt kicked.
Ken Ge, the general, missed his shot.
Tonight at 3 am, I'm going to the seaside to watch Chun Li.
I'm most afraid of her getting pregnant.

What should I do? Go do DD.
What should I do? Gamble on '97.
What should I do? Go to the June Fourth Incident.
What should I do? Be a cop, Ye Yuqing, Ye Yuqing.

Tonight, sir is buying us dinner, sit wherever you want.

Gala gala happy, got cigarettes but no lighter.
Listening to the same old songs day after day, no variety.
The sky is getting light, the fans are getting rowdy, and my brother-in-law is falling down.
Gala gala happy, I have so many darlings.
Living on the mountainside, richer than Chow Yun-fat in the movies.
Seven oranges, three for choking.
The twin dolls are the most disgusting.

Seven gold shops, one cop arresting people every day.
The police dog Lassie ran away again.
Assholes, perverts, cops, queers, doing whatever they want.
The world is so beautiful.

What should I do? Champion.
What should I do? Ah, Meidai.
What should I do? Oh, Shennu.
What should I do? Be a cop, Liu Kai-ming, Liu Kai-ming.

Gala gala happy, bought a Harley to look like Paul.
Lonely and alone, going to karaoke every night to sing my heart out.
The late-night sky, the stars and moon are twinkling,
Spring night's dream.
Gala gala happy...