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黑色愉快

小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"
皆因我左手个处 天生黑斑一大块
SO黑色我好中意 逢亲好天我就去晒
黑色我好中意 凡黑色东西我就买晒

小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"
屋企黑迷萌好愉快 黑色既抬凳仲有
黑衫沟黑裤 连袋巾都拣到FIT晒
晚黑煮黑米 日头刻苦工作又够快

小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"
点知个头睇住架黑色TV播旧戏
有紧急消息呀 话"禁晒个D BLACK COLOUR"
哗! 甘样点好呀 我点都要见下巨架

小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"
家阵有左新律法 可否讲解下TELL ME WHY

巨即刻甘等 "我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入BLACK LIST
再扎扎跳就BLACK OUT
求其温你入BLACK PRISON
仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意紫色呀
系唔准你呀
唔准你呀

小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"
终于走番去求巨 好鬼低声兼下气
我旧阵娶左个黑妹妹 翻去做老伴
我俩天生好登对 郎情妾意甘就破碎呀

巨即刻甘等 "我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入BLACK LIST
再扎扎跳就BLACK OUT
求其温你入BLACK PRISON
仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意紫色呀
系唔准你呀
唔准你呀

唉 鬼叫巨把叫大晒 死死气翻去改过
将黑色既家私换晒 连水泥佬都即刻CALL晒
黎将屋企通处黑迷萌搞到白晒晒
但漆油D臭味 闻到我作呕兼泪满眼

巨即刻甘等 "我讲乜你就要听
嘈嘈闭擗你入BLACK LIST
再扎扎跳就BLACK OUT
求其温你入BLACK PRISON
仲黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意青色呀
黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意紫色呀
仲讲呀你
仲讲呀你

小生个名叫裕快 不涝通称"小黑怪"
呢排觉得好古怪 街坊把口好似换过晒...

编辑人-Jason

Black Pleasure

My little name is Yu Kuai, and my neighbors call me "Little Black Monster"
Because of a large black spot on my left hand
SO I like black very much, and when the weather is good, I go out to sunbathe
I like black very much. I buy all things black

My little name is Yu Kuai, and my neighbors call me "Little Black Monster"
My black furniture makes me very happy, and there is also a black stool
Black shirt with black pants, even the handkerchief is FIT
Cooking black rice at night, working hard during the day and fast enough

My little name is Yu Kuai, and my neighbors call me "Little Black Monster"
Suddenly, I saw that the black TV was broadcasting an old movie
There was an urgent news saying "ban the D BLACK COLOUR"
Wow! What should I do? I have to see this giant

My little name is Yu Kuai, and my neighbors call me "Little Black Monster"
Now there is a new law. Can you explain it to me, TELL ME WHY

The giant immediately said, "Whatever I say, you have to listen
If you make noise, I'll put you in the BLACK LIST
If you jump around, I'll BLACK OUT
If you are not careful, I will put you in BLACK PRISON
What about black? I prefer green
What about black? I prefer purple
I don't allow you
I don't allow you

My little name is Yu Kuai, and my neighbors call me "Little Black Monster"
Finally, I went back to beg the giant, very softly and humbly
I married a black girl and made her my wife
We are a natural match, and our love is like that. Is it shattered?

The giant immediately said, "Whatever I say, you have to listen
If you make noise, I'll put you in the BLACK LIST
If you jump around, I'll BLACK OUT
If you are not careful, I will put you in BLACK PRISON
What about black? I prefer green
What about black? I prefer purple
I don't allow you
I don't allow you

Alas, since the giant is so arrogant, he will die. He will go back and change his evil ways
Exchange all the black furniture and immediately CALL the mason
Make the black house look white
But the smell of paint makes me vomit and cry

The giant immediately said, "Whatever I say, you have to listen
If you make noise, I'll put you in the BLACK LIST
If you jump around, I'll BLACK OUT
If you are not careful, I will put you in BLACK PRISON
What about black? I prefer green
What about black? I prefer purple
What else do you want
What else do you want

My little name is Yu Kuai. I am not called "Little Black Monster"
Recently, I feel very strange. My neighbors seem to have changed their words...

Edited by-Jason