Текст и перевод песни 軟硬天師 - 點解要大家笠

點解要大家笠

Woo-ah... Woo-ah...
'找到真愛的秘密'男與女 都要緊記
記得乜 記得乜 記得緊記 點解要大家笠
'我愛你愛到癲'交 交出你的 張開你的
親愛的 都緊記 點解要大家笠
'我un un... un un!'拿拿拿
人人人人無啦啦話呢支歌好聽
聽真D 好驚好驚好鬼正
完全無愛既世界遲早瓜分
分分鐘會釘 'OH!'這個小島花花草草不再靚
番狗不會再跳 花貓不會再叫 乜都無癮無癮
跳跳跳會跌 豬豬瞌曬眼訓 雞雞斷曬Q
一個無笠的世界你要'Q!' 衰佬摸地盤佬
傳比單眼佬 搞核突佬同個女教師
甘下一位幸運兒 豎起耳仔留意
真既笠 你要愛就要知
笠 好似本聖經 笠 要好尊敬
可愛可靠膠雨衣 愛侶真巖key
Tell me why tell me why
點解要大家笠 '我再唱咯'
男與女 都要緊記 記得乜
記得乜 記得緊記 點解要大家笠
'快快試試'三分鐘的愛裡
要有笠 書包裡公司裡
手袋裡車箱裡 要有笠
監倉裡荒島裡 要有笠愛可以種花
愛無分你我他 愛會踢走細菌與困難
我不怕它 你也永遠不怕它
個個記緊呢一套'see!'香橙味凸紋
超薄型斜紋 瑩光透明
綠色夠環保 石磨藍鱷魚皮
雕花麻布質地 個個i笠you o.k.
笠 好似本聖經 笠 要好尊敬
可愛可靠膠雨衣 愛侶真巖key
點解 點解 點解要大家笠 '我再唱咯'
男與女 都要緊記 記得乜
記得乜 記得緊記 點解要大家笠
'Follow me one more time' 'follow me one more time'
拿拿拿 人人人人無啦啦話呢支歌好聽
聽真D 好驚好驚好鬼正 完全無愛既世界遲早瓜分
分分鐘會釘 'OH!'這個小島花花草草不再靚
番狗不會再跳 花貓不會再叫 乜都無癮無癮
再無聖誕節 跳跳跳會跌 豬豬瞌曬眼訓
雞雞斷曬Q 一個無笠的世界你要
'Follow me one more time' Woo-ah... Woo-ah...
找到真愛的秘密 三分鐘的愛裡要有笠
飛機裡公園裡 要有笠
雞湯裡香蕉裡 要有笠
'找到真愛的秘密' 心底裡腰骨裡 要有笠
蝦餃裡啤酒裡 要有笠
衫借袋裡冬菇裡 要有笠
湯丸裡巴士裡 要有笠
愛可以種花 愛無分你我他
愛似永生救世主要降臨
我不怕它 你也永不怕它
個個記緊呢一套
Oh! Woo-ah... Woo-ah... 找到真愛的秘密

Why Do We Need to Wear Condoms?

Woo-ah... Woo-ah...
'Discover the secret to finding true love' Boy and girl, remember this,
Remember what, remember what, remember this Why do we need to wear condoms?
'I love you so much' Submit your, unzip your,
My dear, remember this Why do we need to wear condoms?
'I un un... un un!' Come on, come on,
Everyone, everyone, for no reason at all, says that this song is nice to listen to.
Listen carefully, it's so shocking, so shocking, so damn good,
A world without love will be divided up sooner or later.
In a split second, it will be nailed 'OH!' This little island The flowers and plants will no longer be beautiful.
Mutt will no longer jump, calico cat will no longer meow, everything is boring and boring.
Jumping and jumping will fall, piggies will close their sleepy eyes, chickens will break their Q.
A world without condoms, you need to 'Q!' Bad guys touch construction workers.
Spread it to one-eyed guys, mess with disgusting guys and female teachers.
Now the next lucky one, stand up and pay attention,
Real condoms, you need to love them,
Condoms are like a bible, you need to respect them.
Lovely, reliable rubber raincoats, faithful lovers.
Tell me why, tell me why,
Why do we need to wear condoms? 'I'll sing it again',
Boy and girl, remember this, remember what,
Remember what, remember this Why do we need to wear condoms?
'Try it out quickly' In the three minutes of love,
There must be condoms, in your backpack, in your office,
In your handbag, in your car, there must be condoms,
In prison, on a deserted island, there must be condoms Love can grow flowers,
Love does not distinguish between you, me, and him, love will kick away germs and difficulties.
I am not afraid of it, you will never be afraid of it either.
Everyone remember this set, 'see!' Orange scented embossed,
Ultra-thin diagonal pattern, fluorescent transparent,
Green is eco-friendly, stone-milled blue crocodile skin,
Embroidered linen texture, everyone i wears you o.k..
Condoms are like a bible, you need to respect them.
Lovely, reliable rubber raincoats, faithful lovers.
Why, why, why do we all need to wear condoms? 'I'll sing it again',
Boy and girl, remember this, remember what,
Remember what, remember this Why do we need to wear condoms?
'Follow me one more time' 'follow me one more time'
Come on, come on, everyone, everyone, for no reason at all, says that this song is nice to listen to.
Listen carefully, it's so shocking, so shocking, so damn good, A world without love will be divided up sooner or later.
In a split second, it will be nailed 'OH!' This little island The flowers and plants will no longer be beautiful.
Mutt will no longer jump, calico cat will no longer meow, everything is boring and boring.
No more Christmas, jumping and jumping will fall, piggies will close their sleepy eyes,
Chickens will break their Q, in a world without condoms.
'Follow me one more time' Woo-ah... Woo-ah...
Find the secret to true love, in the three minutes of love, there must be condoms,
In the airplane, in the park, there must be condoms,
In the chicken soup, in the banana, there must be condoms,
'Find the secret to true love' In your heart, in your back, there must be condoms,
In the shrimp dumplings, in the beer, there must be condoms,
In your borrowed shirt, in the mushrooms, there must be condoms,
In the soup dumplings, in the bus, there must be condoms,
Love can grow flowers, love does not distinguish between you, me, and him,
Love is like eternal salvation, the Lord will come,
I am not afraid of it, you will never be afraid of it either.
Everyone remember this set,
Oh! Woo-ah... Woo-ah... Find the secret to true love