Текст и перевод песни 農夫 - 我要打多支

我要打多支

到底 邊一刻 邊一分 邊一秒 開始變大人
我只要 啪多支 啪多支 先可以 再度重生

當我仲係一個三歲小朋友
當然能夠 飯來將口 繑埋雙手
扭兩扭玩具話有就有
今日流住眼淚留唔住 女朋友

曾經以為最辛苦係背默將進酒
長大以嚟一辛苦就剩係相信酒
大人 負責 負責任

記得細個果陣 我只係負責發問
做咗大人 身邊多咗小人
事事要小心 冇得做 蠟筆小新
好憎 自己冇晒天真
好心 咪再嗌我先生

十三歲生日派對
我嗌句 好快趣 我就會三十歲
宜家廿九仲爭一歲
生日冇興趣
唔想大係長大嘅証據

我要打 打 打多D Botox
我要返 返 返 返番最初
歲月光陰之中穿梭 但童年得一個
望我皺紋最多

當我仲係一個三歲細路哥
邊度清楚大人世界制度多
當初細個 一開心就唱歌
點解到大個咗一傷心就唱K

細個想快高長大快啲到下世紀
到大個唔係好想大唔想老唔想死
開心樂園派對慶祝又大一歲
三十歲嘅我賣醉慶祝青春就快失去
細個我嘅伴侶 係一堆玩具
到大個我嘅伴侶係一堆負累

大人唔再發夢 唔再相信多啦A夢
唔再需要叮噹想做King Kong
想當英雄

時間轉眼流走人越大越少朋友
年紀越大個人就越小朋友
童心未泯弊在童真被禁制
成年人嘅身體喺心底 係細蚊仔

我要打 打 打多D Botox
我要返 返 返 返番最初
歲月光陰之中穿梭 但童年得一個
望我皺紋最多

到底 邊一刻 邊一分 邊一秒開始變大人
我只要 啪多支 啪多支 先可以 再度重生

唔想呈現老態 好想D皺紋冇晒？
有D錢冇得慳有黑斑冇得掹
一把年紀最怕 肌肉退化
勤做孖屎咁至 可以保持肌膚緊緻

唔想呈現老態 好想D 皺紋冇晒
有D錢冇得慳有黑斑冇得掹
一把年紀最怕 肌肉退化
勤做孖屎咁至 可以保持肌膚緊緻

（打 打 打多D）
（仲有咩呢度 好似冇嘅咧）
（你就冇嘅咧 不過我自己嘞）

太快我覺得太快大
人生過得太快首歌都太快
冇計要變大 副計要變壞 變老鬼
乜鬼嘢乜鬼嘢乜鬼嘢
都變鬼晒

I Want to Have More Botox

At what exact moment, minute, or second do you start to grow up?
I just need to get more Botox, to be reborn again.

When I was a three-year-old,
Of course, I was fed and clothed with little effort on my part.
I could get any toy I wanted with a little tantrum.
Now I can't even keep a girlfriend from leaving me in tears.

I used to think the hardest thing was memorizing a poem,
But as I've gotten older, all I rely on is alcohol to get through the tough times.
Adults are responsible, have obligations.

I remember when I was young, I was just a curious child,
But now that I'm an adult, I'm surrounded by people with hidden agendas.
I have to be careful about everything I do, I can't be like Shin-chan anymore.
I hate that I've lost my innocence.
Please, don't call me "sir" anymore.

At my thirteenth birthday party,
I joked that I would be thirty in no time.
I'm twenty-nine now, just one year to go.
I'm not excited about my birthday.
Not wanting to grow up is a sign of maturity.

I want to get Botox, lots and lots of Botox.
I want to go back, to the beginning.
Time flies, but childhood only happens once.
Look at my wrinkles, they're the proof.

When I was a three-year-old boy,
I had no idea about the complexities of the adult world.
As a child, I would sing whenever I was happy,
But now that I'm an adult, I only sing karaoke when I'm heartbroken.

As a child, I couldn't wait to grow up and experience the next century.
Now that I'm an adult, I don't want to grow up anymore, I don't want to get old, I don't want to die.
I celebrate my birthday at a children's amusement park.
At thirty, I'll get drunk to celebrate the loss of my youth.
As a child, my companions were toys.
As an adult, my companions are my burdens.

Adults don't dream anymore, they don't believe in Doraemon.
They don't need a magic cat, they want to be King Kong.
They want to be heroes.

Time flies, and the older I get, the fewer friends I have.
The older I get, the more childish I become.
I still have a child's heart, but society tells me to suppress it.
Adults may look mature, but deep down, they're still children.

I want to get Botox, lots and lots of Botox.
I want to go back, to the beginning.
Time flies, but childhood only happens once.
Look at my wrinkles, they're the proof.

At what exact moment, minute, or second do you start to grow up?
I just need to get more Botox, to be reborn again.

Don't want to look old, don't want any wrinkles?
Some things you just can't avoid.
The scariest thing about getting old is muscle loss.
I have to do squats to keep my skin tight.

Don't want to look old, don't want any wrinkles?
Some things you just can't avoid.
The scariest thing about getting old is muscle loss.
I have to do squats to keep my skin tight.

（Get more Botox）
（Is there anything else? I don't think so.）
（You don't have anything, but I do.）

I think I'm growing up too fast.
My life is going by too fast, even this song is too fast.
I have to grow up, I have to get mean, I have to get old.
What the heck, what the heck, what the heck?
It's all gone.