Текст и перевод песни 農夫 - 真愛是...

真愛是...

所有伴侶要點
所有擇偶條件
真愛若然出現
呢啲通通都係笑點
最初點會諗 最尾嗰個人
係會咁 係會咁
係要咁樣先相襯
Ai yeah Ai yeah
呢一齣戲 點樣收尾
Ai yeah Ai yeah
你俾驚喜你自己

真愛係咁神奇 真愛係估佢唔到佢幾時會嚟
真愛係離奇 真愛係離地 真愛幫你打倒昨天的你
昨天的你 要樣子甜美
高高 瘦瘦 唔可以肥
你堅持要外在美 真愛會睇你唔起 一世唔嚟
兩夫妻 想共富貴 真愛會令你心甘命抵
加班冇所謂 受氣冇問題
就算最後一貧如洗
都會留低 唔使有米 只要係住喺同一樓底
真愛係好曳 真愛會倒米 真愛係認為 有對方就寶貴
男士 最大嘅難事 係紅杏出牆 當冇事
女士 點解可以 原諒佢出軌咁多次
真愛係話過我願意就願意 信佢會回心轉意
真愛唔係睇一時 睇往後嘅日子
真愛係偉大過偉大兩個字
嗰 陣 你最鐘意一大班人
飲 飲 飲到凌晨再飲唔肯瞓
真愛光臨 你就會犧牲
玩嘅光陰 叫啲friend死心
你變咗第二個人
因為你再唔係一個人

所有伴侶要點
所有擇偶條件
真愛若然出現
呢啲通通都係笑點
最初點會諗 最尾嗰個人
係會咁 係會咁
係要咁樣先相襯
Ai yeah Ai yeah
呢一齣戲 點樣收尾
Ai yeah Ai yeah
你俾驚喜你自己

真愛係冇多 佢又冇少
真愛就係咁橋full佬又撞四條
點估到 冇預告先 偏偏會 遇到
人越老 越信有月老 一早黐好晒啲線路
癡線佬 點揀至好
姊妹 揀啱 邊個Bro 夾硬 揀又點會好
貪型 貪身型 貪生性 貪到身家啲零
Timing 又要啱 吔淨啲冷飯又要爭
有乜根據最尾你會跟佢 以前鍾意高富帥
如今你會因佢心碎又因佢掉眼淚
呢位最登對嘅伴侶 明明好多嘢你都憎佢
唔係你諗 冧 嗰一類 偏偏天生一對
也許總會遇見佢
冷手執個熱煎堆
當你係玉 當你翡翠
當你係水 當你必須
當你仲苦惱為誰
邊個又估到命中註定當你寶嘅垃圾佬會係佢
咁先有趣

所有伴侶要點
所有擇偶條件
真愛若然出現
呢啲通通都系笑點
最初點會諗 最尾嗰個人
係會咁 係會咁
係要咁樣先相襯
Ai yeah Ai yeah
呢一齣戲 點樣收尾
Ai yeah Ai yeah
你俾驚喜你自己
Ai yeah Ai yeah
呢一齣戲 點樣收尾
Ai yeah Ai yeah
你俾驚喜你自己
Ai yeah Ai yeah
Ai yeah Ai yeah

True love is...

All mate preferences
All conditions for choosing a partner
If true love ever came
All these would be just laughing stocks
Who would have thought that the last one
Would be like this, would be like this
That they can only be matched like this
Ai yeah Ai yeah
How will this show end
Ai yeah Ai yeah
You will surprise yourself

True love is so magical, true love is unpredictable, you never know when it will come
True love is bizarre, true love is extravagant, true love helps you destroy the you yesterday
The you yesterday, that wanted a sweet face
Tall, slim, not fat
You insist on physical appearance, true love will look down on you and never come
Two spouses, want to share wealth, true love will make you willing to suffer
Working overtime is no problem, taking anger is no problem
Even if you are poor in the end
You will stay, you don't need money, as long as you live under the same roof
True love is so naughty, true love will exhaust you, true love believes that having the other person is precious
Men, the worst thing is having an affair and pretending nothing happened
Women, why can you forgive him for cheating so many times
True love is saying I am willing when he is willing, believing he will repent
True love is not looking at the moment, but at the days to come
True love is greater than the word great
That time, you liked to go out with a large group of people
Drinking, drinking, drinking till past midnight and refusing to sleep
When true love comes, you will sacrifice
The time for playing, tell your friends that you have changed
You have changed into another person
Because you are not alone anymore

All mate preferences
All conditions for choosing a partner
If true love ever came
All these would be just laughing stocks
Who would have thought that the last one
Would be like this, would be like this
That they can only be matched like this
Ai yeah Ai yeah
How will this show end
Ai yeah Ai yeah
You will surprise yourself

True love is neither too much nor too little
True love is just so coincidental, a full house and a four of a kind
Who would have thought, not predicted, would accidentally meet
The older you get, the more you believe in a matchmaker, who has already arranged all the lines
Matchmaker, how do I choose?
Sisters, choosing the right one, which brother is compatible? Why would it be good if you force it
Greedy for appearance, greedy for body type, greedy for personality, greedy for money
Timing has to be right too, fighting over the cold rice
What's the basis that you will be with him in the end? You used to like the tall, rich and handsome
Now you will be heartbroken because of him and shed tears because of him
This most compatible partner, you hate many things about him
It's not the ones you think of, but you are born to be a pair
Maybe you will always meet him
Holding a hot jian dui with cold hands
Thinking you are jade, thinking you are emerald
Thinking you are water, thinking you are indispensable
When you are still worrying about who
Who would have guessed that the garbage man who you are destined to be with is him
That's interesting

All mate preferences
All conditions for choosing a partner
If true love ever came
All these are just laughing stocks
Who would have thought that the last one
Would be like this, would be like this
That they can only be matched like this
Ai yeah Ai yeah
How will this show end
Ai yeah Ai yeah
You will surprise yourself
Ai yeah Ai yeah
How will this show end
Ai yeah Ai yeah
You will surprise yourself
Ai yeah Ai yeah
Ai yeah Ai yeah