Текст и перевод песни 農夫 - 風生水起

風生水起

玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）

一命二運三風水
人有三衰六旺 我仲要衰到幾歲
究竟點解 佢出世嗰時含住條金鎖匙
又點解 我成間屋仲細過佢個坐厠
又點解 我次次買六合彩時中得一個字
係咪我出事 出世喺亥時
點解 佢係我波士揸波子
我好多 coins 佢好多女士
同人唔同命同遮唔同柄
十九八七六五四三二

一命二運三風水
四捨五入犯太歲
六六無窮都仲咁衰 七除八扣又九十歲
十個光頭都唔同命水
人出唱片我出唱片 出到喺頒獎典禮裡面
鏡頭唔影呢面
觀眾睇我唔見
我哋坐喺側田嘅側面
側面側面側過側田
點樣先做到歌星 急急如律令
俾啲掌聲有請

玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇 農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）
一命二運三風水
四積陰德五六歲
七八年後我生個女 九十幾歲都仲未去
個個都唔同命水
人踢波時我又踢波
但係點解人哋踢皇馬 我就踢南華
球迷唔多想睇 我又唔多矜貴
場場都以和為貴
打和打和和過和仔
點樣先做到球星 急急如律令
俾啲掌聲有請

我話屬豬嘅朋友 屬鼠嘅朋友
屬牛嘅朋友 屬老虎嘅朋友
屬蛇嘅朋友 屬馬嘅朋友
夠唔夠十二生肖呀 (點呀 嘅朋友點呀) 嘅朋友

睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （我哋有請玲玲）

我一出世就識睇梅花易數
用咗廿年羅庚東南西北梗係分到
我掌又睇到 相又睇到
要 rap 都完全冇難度
鼻頭好有肉 內心就冇毒
眼睛水汪汪 桃花運暢旺
眉尾散 儲錢難
上唇厚重情 下唇厚比較重性

玲玲玲玲 我有嘢問
問吓我嘅桃花運

C君好男人 過幾年就結婚

呀玲玲玲玲 我有嘢問
問吓我老婆係乜嘢人

陸永大情人 個老婆好銷魂

呀師父答唔答得到
我第時做乜嘢好

C君文筆好 最啱做寫稿佬

呀師父賞個面
答我做咩至有錢

陸永要表演 最適合做幕前

玲玲玲玲咪走住
農夫有咩要注意呀

C君多主意 陸永要做主持
羅庚最緊要睇得啱
人哋點樣講你都好閒

玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
農夫今年又攞獎喇
睇掌睇掌睇相 （急急如律令 ）
攞獎攞獎演唱 （俾啲掌聲有請）

Wind and Water

Lingling comes out and looks at my palm again
Nongfu wins an award again this year
See the palm of the hand see the palm of the hand see the image (hustle and bustle as the law dictates)
Get an award get an award performance (with some applause please)

One life two fortune three feng shui
People have three declines and six booms I have to decline until I am how old
Exactly why did he have a golden key in his mouth when he was born
And why is my whole house smaller than his toilet
And why do I always get one word right when I buy the lottery
Is there something wrong with me I was born at the hour of the pig
Why is he my boss who controls the destiny of my company
I have many coins he has many ladies
Different people have different fates and umbrellas have different handles
Nineteen eight seven six five four three two one

One life two fortune three feng shui
Four round five enters my year of misfortune
Six sixes to infinity are still so unlucky seven minus eight minus nine is still ninety years old
Ten bald heads do not have the same fate
People release albums I release albums and appear at award ceremonies
The camera doesn't capture this side
The audience doesn't see me
We sit on the side of Chetlam's side
Side side side through Chetlam
How to become a singer hustle and bustle as the law dictates
With some applause please

Lingling comes out and looks at my palm again Nongfu wins an award again this year
See the palm of the hand see the palm of the hand see the image (hustle and bustle as the law dictates)
Get an award get an award performance (with some applause please)
One life two fortune three feng shui
Four accumulate virtue at six or seven
Seven or eight years later I gave birth to a daughter ninety or so years old and still not gone
Everyone has a different fate
When people play football I also play football
But why do other people play for Real Madrid and I play for South China
Fans don't want to watch me and I'm not that precious
Every game is a draw
Draw draw draw with Ho
How to become a football star hustle and bustle as the law dictates
With some applause please

I say my friends of the pig my friends of the rat
My friends of the ox my friends of the tiger
My friends of the snake my friends of the horse
Are there enough twelve zodiac signs (what about my friends what about my friends)

See the palm of the hand see the palm of the hand see the image (hustle and bustle as the law dictates)
Get an award get an award performance (we invite Lingling)

I was born to know how to read the Plum Blossom Easy Number
Used for twenty years the compass southeast northwest of course can be divided
I can see the palm of my hand and I can see the photo
It's not difficult to rap at all
The tip of the nose is fleshy and the heart is not poisonous
Watery eyes the peach blossom luck is strong
The end of the eyebrow is scattered and it is difficult to save money
Thick upper lip and heavy love thick lower lip and heavy sex

Lingling Lingling I have something to ask
Ask about my peach blossom luck

C-Jun is a good man and he will get married in a few years

Ah Lingling Lingling I have something to ask
Ask me what kind of person my wife is

Luk Wing is a great lover and his wife is very charming

Oh master can you answer
What should I do in the future

C-Jun has a good writing style and is most suitable to be a writer

Oh master please give me some face
Tell me what to do to make money

Luk Wing is going to perform and is most suitable to be in front of the camera

Lingling Lingling don't go away
What should Nongfu pay attention to

C-Jun has a lot of ideas and Luk Wing should be a host
The most important thing is to read the compass correctly
It doesn't matter what other people say about you

Lingling comes out and looks at my palm again
Nongfu wins an award again this year
See the palm of the hand see the palm of the hand see the image (hustle and bustle as the law dictates)
Get an award get an award performance (with some applause please)