Текст и перевод песни Joyce Cheng - 懶人包

懶人包

你晚睡吧 懂德語嗎
聽女神時 有眼淚吧
平時不急於歸家都愛坐電車嗎
從年會抽到機票會和媽媽去吧

太熱時乾一杯啤酒 便很快樂嗎
還是你更愛綠茶

一生太詳細懶得 逐吋翻 逐格翻
即使有誠意去翻 又要翻 幾多晚
只盼望能用十秒時間 拿捏你眉眼
如下載日記 不用煩

光陰太名貴 要相聚更多 就要省
因此我連看 你的舊臉書 都偷懶
想馬上同步 剩了時間 來伴你遊覽
尋獲愛人已這樣難 請省我時間

最愛玩具 叫結他嗎
最愛男神 叫美斯吧
發現樓盆供不起都要去日本嗎
如離港多於三晚要尋回中菜吧

往事濃縮於三分鐘 若不會亂碼
無謂要我努力查

一生太詳細懶得 逐吋翻 逐格翻
即使有誠意去翻 又要翻 幾多晚
只盼望能用十秒時間 拿捏你眉眼
如下載日記 不用煩

光陰太名貴 要相聚更多 就要省
因此我連看 你的舊臉書 都偷懶
想馬上同步 剩了時間 來伴你遊覽
尋獲愛人已這樣難 無謂再多窺探 甜蜜要開展覽

溝通太煩便化簡 先睇懶人包一眼

Lazy Pack

You go to bed late, do you understand German?
You get teary-eyed when you listen to a goddess?
Normally you are in no hurry to go home, do you like to take the tram?
From the annual meeting you drew a lottery ticket and went with your mother, right?

When it's too hot you have a beer and you're happy right away?
Or do you prefer green tea?

Life is too detailed to bother with, going through it inch by inch and frame by frame
Even if I had the sincerity to go through it, how many nights would it take?
I only hope to use ten seconds to get a handle on your charm
Like downloading a diary, no worries

Time is too precious, to have more get-togethers we need to save
That's why I'm even too lazy to look at your old Facebook
I want to sync up right away, and have time left to keep you company
Finding a loved one is hard enough, please save my time

Your favorite toy is a guitar, right?
Your favorite male god is Messi, right?
If your plants die you have to go to Japan, right?
If you leave Hong Kong for more than three nights you have to look for Chinese food, right?

The past is condensed into three minutes, if it doesn't crash
There's no point in making me try to find it

Life is too detailed to bother with, going through it inch by inch and frame by frame
Even if I had the sincerity to go through it, how many nights would it take?
I only hope to use ten seconds to get a handle on your charm
Like downloading a diary, no worries

Time is too precious, to have more get-togethers we need to save
That's why I'm even too lazy to look at your old Facebook
I want to sync up right away, and have time left to keep you company
Finding a loved one is hard enough, no point in prying even more, sweetness should be put on display

If communication is too troublesome, let's simplify it, take a quick look at the lazy pack