Текст и перевод песни A/DA 阿達 - 身體健康

身體健康

來 這首歌我們獻給他
在這美好的日子衷心祝褔他
也許你也常常遇到這些人事物
他的所做所為 哇喔 真是酷

哪裡來的創意
會有這樣的想法
哪裡學的文法
會有這樣的講法
總是可以給我們最大的驚喜
再睏都能保持最大的清醒 啊

怎麼會這樣
他們想得怎麼總是跟我們不一樣
難道都不會害怕晚景淒涼
怎麼不秤秤自己重量幾兩

我的白眼都快翻到小腿肚上
他們讓我覺得人生不帶希望
我不會罵人就算罵也不會帶髒
法律有規定 上班不能帶槍

祝他身體健康
祝他長命百歲
恭祝他福壽與天齊
一生平安 壽比南山

是不是我的命格中間帶衰
一早就遇到有人搶我車位
不管排什麼一定有人插隊
想買杯咖啡 名字從來沒寫對

算了這些都是小事而已
為了生活大家都是身不由己
但有些人不得不說太誇張
演技根本能角逐本屆金馬獎

我說的當然不是阿發的岳父
但是他們臉皮厚到讓人嫉妒
就算只見過一面都讓人記住
擁有讓人翻白眼的傷人技術

哎呀一定是俺修養太差
哎呀俺的眼睛業障重啊
如果以前俺會請他吃芭樂
如今俺寫了歌要送給他

祝他身體健康
祝他長命百歲
恭祝他福壽與天齊
一生平安 壽比南山

Good health

So, this song is for you.
On this special day, we wish you all the best.
You may have met people and things like this often.
What you do, wow, it's really cool.

Where does your creativity come from?
How do you come up with such an idea?
Where did you learn the grammar?
How do you talk like this?
You can always surprise us the most.
No matter how sleepy you are, you can always stay alert.

How come?
How come they always think differently from us?
Don't they worry about their future?
Why don't they know how much they weigh?

I rolled my eyes so hard that they almost reached my calves.
They make me feel hopeless in life.
I won't curse, and even if I do, I won't use any swear words.
The law says we can't bring guns to work.

I wish you good health.
I wish you a long life.
I wish you a life as long as heaven and earth.
May you be safe and sound all your life, and live as long as Mount Tai.

Is it because my life is unlucky?
Someone stole my parking space as soon as I came out.
No matter what line I'm in, there's always someone cutting in.
I wanted to buy a cup of coffee, but they never spelled my name right.

Forget it, these are all trivial things.
We all have to compromise for life.
But some people are really too much.
Their acting skills are good enough to win this year's Golden Horse Award.

Of course, I'm not talking about Afa's father-in-law.
But their skin is thick enough to make people jealous.
Even if you've only met them once, you'll remember them.
They have the ability to make people roll their eyes.

Oops, it must be because my cultivation is not good enough.
Oops, I must have bad karma in my previous life.
If it were in the past, I would have invited you to eat guava.
But now, I wrote a song for you.

I wish you good health.
I wish you a long life.
I wish you a life as long as heaven and earth.
May you be safe and sound all your life, and live as long as Mount Tai.