Текст и перевод песни 陳健安 - 廢學

廢學

再開再閂雪櫃
吃餅吃包吃滯
才盪回睡房
聽着誰隔着門吠
看燈掣極美麗
再開再熄有點痴迷
說不出問題

再走出廳坐一陣
胡亂嗌 就如問米
望見天花有點白 望到上帝
再開YouTube再睇
誰話「請坐低」
坐到悶了用力拗耳仔

期待你話我算十分廢
然後我話我想廿分廢
就這樣 攤瞓碌 碌到底
就折疊雙腳 當隻龜

然後我話我想萬分廢
容讓我在這天 亂耍廢
知道這一句 或者失禮
但說頹廢 想當一天的權威

眼光停在鏡上
凝視油亮肖像
呼氣向天 看著塵散落頭上

我捵呀捵呀捵到被鋪上
要text呀邊個好似又接收不良
轉軚摸著牆

我摸足一個鐘
又無睡意 自然技癢
轉出廳中播音樂 又跳又唱
跳兩分鐘見到原味消化餅
又發現我胃內鼓已響

期待你話我算十分廢
然後我話我想廿分廢
就這樣 攤瞓碌 碌到底
就折疊雙腳 當隻龜
然後我話我想萬分廢
容讓我在這天 亂耍廢
我知道這一句 實在很失禮
但說頹廢 至少當一天權威

夜靜路遙時代太差 我只需兩天
如垃圾 吽喺家 唸廢話
有地我要趴
不必答話
請不必答話
請不必
請

Drop Out

Open and close the fridge again
Eat cakes and bread until I'm stuffed
Then swing back to the bedroom
Listening to whoever's barking behind the door
Looking at the light switch, it's so beautiful
Turn it on and off again, a little obsessed
Can't tell what the problem is

Walk out into the hall and sit for a while
Yelling nonsense, like a seance
Looking at the ceiling, it's a little white, I see God
Open YouTube and watch again
Who said "Please sit down"
Sit until I'm bored, then pull my ears hard

Waiting for you to say I'm a total loser
Then I'll say I want to be a twenty-percent loser
Just like that, sprawled out and rolling, rolling to the end
Folding my legs, becoming a turtle

Then I'll say I want to be a ten-thousand percent loser
Allow me to be a wastrel for this day
I know this sentence might be disrespectful
But I want to be decadent, to be an authority on being lazy for one day

My eyes stop on the mirror
Staring at my shiny image
Breathing up at the sky, watching dust fall on my head

I pull and pull and pull until I'm on the sheets
I want to text someone, but the signal seems bad
I turn and touch the wall

I touch for an hour
Still not sleepy, naturally I get itchy
I turn to the living room and play music, dancing and singing
I dance for two minutes, then I see the original digestive biscuits
And I realize my stomach is already rumbling

Waiting for you to say I'm a total loser
Then I'll say I want to be a twenty-percent loser
Just like that, sprawled out and rolling, rolling to the end
Folding my legs, becoming a turtle
Then I'll say I want to be a ten-thousand percent loser
Allow me to be a wastrel for this day
I know this sentence is really disrespectful
But I want to be decadent, to be an authority on being lazy for one day

The night is quiet, the road is long, the times are bad, I only need two days
Like garbage, humming at home, talking nonsense
I have a place to lie down
No need to answer
Please don't answer
Please don't
Please