Текст и перевод песни 陳冠希 & MC HotDog - King Boomba's Crew

King Boomba's Crew

我跳上又跳下
有時變小有時變大瑪莉歐也會跳牆
只能咬牙著說 我們不能害怕
就一直往前走 壞東西全部來吧
所處的地方 都是魔菇
這裡不是上海 是真的魔都
咬牙硬撐著 Hold 要穩住
天空變成深色 我口渴 低溫度
這個遊戲不是應該給孩子玩的嗎
怎麼到處都是烏龜還是食人花
有點掙扎 有綠色 紅色
在飛的 不規則 在地上爬
他們要幹嘛 他們勸我們趕快回家
但沒有救出公主前 我們要去誰家
Yo shorty 我們可是瑪莉歐兄弟
It's time to party Show me
道高一尺 魔高一丈
就你們兩個喔 那就一起上
歡迎來到地獄 你緊不緊張
我送你們兩個斷背回任天堂
我比你強 比你高 比你壯
比你Man 比你Gang 比你Crunk
兩個Old school的man 在裝young gun
放棄吧 哈哈
你站在角落和邊緣 要小心一點
眼神交錯就可能是你最後一眼
這平台會掉落 失去重心前
你以為你安全 別相信你的感覺
在海裡面游泳 還舒服
除了那些有毒的河豚還有水母
用蛙式開路 讓它們看呆住
你別太臭屁 這裡不是馬爾地夫
他們是誰 烏龜怎麼會站著
忍者龜帶著鋼盔 該怎麼辦呢
他對著我們在丟什麼勒
他們引起的騷動 像萬聖節的魔鬼
請你暫時停止呼吸

路易 停看聽 別打噴嚏
注意 follow me
就是現在 快跑過去
我們趕去下一場的party
道高一尺 魔高一丈
就你們兩個喔 那就一起上
歡迎來到地獄 你緊不緊張
我送你們兩個斷背回任天堂
我比你強 比你高 比你壯
比你Man 比你Gang 比你Crunk
兩個Old school的man 在裝young gun
放棄吧 哈哈
I miss the good old days
卻錯過了google map
已經迷路但無所謂
眼前的一切很kuso 嘿
一切都是假象 是我的想像
像李奧納多 夢的電影那樣
一覺睡醒來 我在烏龜鄉
誤食了毒菇 我胃潰瘍
安慰的話 瑪麗最會講 我們繞來繞去
就像鬼檔了牆 娘 怎麼會有食人的花
瑪莉兄弟掉下去 變成了人渣
城堡堅固的像九層塔
神啊 請你保佑我們呀
遠處傳來的聲音 是路霸 庫巴
你哭吧 你想要怎麼掛
道高一尺 魔高一丈
就你們兩個喔 那就一起上
歡迎來到地獄 你緊不緊張
我送你們兩個斷背回任天堂
我比你強 比你高 比你壯
比你Man 比你Gang 比你Crunk
兩個Old school的man 在裝young gun
放棄吧 哈哈

King Boomba's Crew

I jump up and down
Sometimes I get smaller, sometimes I get bigger, Mario can also jump over the wall
I can only grit my teeth and say that we can't be afraid
Just keep going, all the bad things come
The place where it is located is all mushrooms
This is not Shanghai, it is the real devil's capital
Grit your teeth and hold on
The sky has turned dark, I'm thirsty, low temperature
Isn't this game supposed to be played by children?
Why are there turtles and piranha plants everywhere?
A bit struggling, there are green, red
Flying, irregular, crawling on the ground
What do they want to do, they persuade us to go home quickly
But before we rescue the princess, who's home should we go to
Yo shorty, we are the Mario brothers
It's time to party, show me
The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high
Just you two? Then you can come together
Welcome to hell, are you nervous
I'll send you two back to Nintendo
I'm stronger, taller, and stronger than you
Manlier than you, more gangster than you, Crunkier than you
Two old school men pretending to be young guns
Give up, haha
You stand in the corner and on the edge, be careful
Eye contact may be your last glance
This platform will fall, before losing your balance
You think you're safe, don't trust your feelings
Swimming in the sea is still comfortable
Except for those poisonous pufferfish and jellyfish
Use breaststroke to open the way, let them look at it
Don't be too proud, this is not the Maldives
Who are they, why are the turtles standing up
Ninja Turtles with steel helmets, what should I do
What are they throwing at us
The commotion they caused was like a Halloween devil
Please stop breathing for a while

Louis, stop, look, and listen, don't sneeze
Be careful, follow me
It's now, run over there
We'll go to the next party
The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high
Just you two? Then you can come together
Welcome to hell, are you nervous
I'll send you two back to Nintendo
I'm stronger, taller, and stronger than you
Manlier than you, more gangster than you, Crunkier than you
Two old school men pretending to be young guns
Give up, haha
I miss the good old days
But missed google map
Already lost but it doesn't matter
Everything in front of me is very funny, hey
Everything is an illusion, it's my imagination
Like Leonardo, the movie of dreams
Woke up and found myself in the turtle village
Ate the poisonous mushroom by mistake, I have a gastric ulcer
Mary is the best at comforting words, we go around and around
Like a ghost blocking the wall, mother, how can there be a cannibal flower
Mario brothers fell and became scumbags
The castle is as strong as a nine-story pagoda
God, please bless us
The sound coming from afar is Roadhog, Kupa
You cry, how do you want to hang up
The Tao is one foot high, and the devil is ten feet high
Just you two? Then you can come together
Welcome to hell, are you nervous
I'll send you two back to Nintendo
I'm stronger, taller, and stronger than you
Manlier than you, more gangster than you, Crunkier than you
Two old school men pretending to be young guns
Give up, haha