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一百種失戀的方法

你可能自認長得很帥 也可能長得很醜
也許長得很高 也許長得很矮
也許你很成功 也許你很失敗
無關乎你是誰 機率百分之百
這是一個無差別級的名單
只有保證一定會中彈
你能做的只有保持樂觀
拒絕拒絕拒絕被拒絕
劈腿劈腿劈腿被劈腿
拋棄拋棄拋棄被拋棄
工具工具工具被工具
一百種失戀的方法 我們都是說明書呀
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧放個屁
哇咧哇咧哇咧攏耶出代誌
一百種失戀的藥方 我們都能當醫生嗎
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧傷了心
哇咧哇咧哇咧吞吞吞落去
比如你是個天才 還是被罵笨蛋
笨蛋 就會被罵天才
管你是個好人還是混蛋
女孩的骨頭裡面藏有雞蛋
沒錢沒車沒房沒有安全感
上山下海公主公主你要去哪玩
怕冷怕熱怕毛毛蟲怕怕怕小孩
個性不合了解分開
只把我當朋友為什麼要利用我
只跟他親了嘴為什麼要告訴我
理由是妳配不上我還是我不上你
不如賞我一巴掌好過一句對不起
一百種失戀的方法 我們都是說明書呀
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧放個屁
哇咧哇咧哇咧攏耶出代誌
一百種失戀的藥方 我們都能當醫生嗎
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧傷了心
哇咧哇咧哇咧吞吞吞落去
一百種失戀的方法 我們都是說明書呀
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧放個屁
哇咧哇咧哇咧攏耶出代誌
一百種失戀的藥方 我們都能當醫生嗎
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧傷了心
哇咧哇咧哇咧吞吞吞落去
一百種失戀的方法 我們都是說明書呀
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧放個屁
哇咧哇咧哇咧攏耶出代誌
一百種失戀的藥方 我們都能當醫生嗎
哇咧哇咧哇咧哇咧傷了心
哇咧哇咧哇咧吞吞吞落去

One Hundred Ways to Lose Her

You may think you're handsome or maybe you're ugly
Maybe you're tall or maybe you're short
Maybe you're successful or maybe you're a loser
It doesn't matter who you are, the probability is 100%
This is an indiscriminate list
The only guarantee is that you will get hurt
All you can do is stay optimistic
Reject rejection, reject being rejected
Cheat, cheat, cheat, get cheated on
Abandon, abandon, abandon, get abandoned
Tool, tool, tool, get tooled
One hundred ways to lose her, we are all just instruction manuals
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, cut the crap
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, here comes trouble
One hundred ways to cure a broken heart, can we all be doctors?
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, heartbreak
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, swallow it down
For example, if you're a genius, will you still be called an idiot?
An idiot will be called a genius
Whether you're a good guy or an asshole
Girls have eggs hidden in their bones
No money, no car, no house, no sense of security
Over mountains and seas, princess, where do you want to go?
Afraid of cold, heat, and caterpillars, afraid of children
Personalities don't match, we break up
You only see me as a friend, why do you use me?
You only kissed him, why do you have to tell me?
The reason is that you're not good enough for me or I'm not good enough for you
A slap in the face is better than an apology
One hundred ways to lose her, we are all just instruction manuals
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, cut the crap
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, here comes trouble
One hundred ways to cure a broken heart, can we all be doctors?
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, heartbreak
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, swallow it down
One hundred ways to lose her, we are all just instruction manuals
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, cut the crap
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, here comes trouble
One hundred ways to cure a broken heart, can we all be doctors?
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, heartbreak
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, swallow it down
One hundred ways to lose her, we are all just instruction manuals
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, cut the crap
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, here comes trouble
One hundred ways to cure a broken heart, can we all be doctors?
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, heartbreak
Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly, swallow it down