Текст и перевод песни 陳小春 - 失恋王(God Save The King)

失恋王(God Save The King)

唱尽了惨遭爱侣遗弃那些歌
仍然无一首够震撼
我实际踫到的痛苦苦更多
失恋的故事同样的折堕
难怪像每首都写我
你不要跟我争
争先唱这最惨的歌
要是你想跟我斗难过
斗凄楚
随时拿起咪唱两段
我为你叹息的会否比我多
即使间你能流出真眼泪
谁个又会悲惨得过
揭开我的创伤
竟好过讲笑话
娱乐大众得到掌声更多
每段恋爱都会认错人
失恋的冠军
怎会再有别个这样幸运
谁都跟我没可能合衬
才显出我身份
几百万个人
只得一个吸引力完全是零分
最低等 所以第一名是我
你那里及我衬

要是你想知我对情爱有几灰
随时能讲几个晚上

一生的爱人留低的再会
合计亦有几千分贝
最初我不过想
分一个安慰奖
谁能料到失恋竟捧了杯
每段恋爱都会认错人
失恋的冠军
怎会再有别个这样幸运
谁都跟我没可能合衬
才显出我身份
几百万个人
只得一个吸引力完全是零分
最低等 所以第一名是我
你那里及我衬
看看我有多么亢奋
看看我最终得到了全场大奖
全凭无人着紧
每段恋爱都会认错人
失恋的冠军
怎会再有别个这样幸运
谁都总有甚么人合衬
难得抱憾终生
几百万个人
只得一个恋爱运能突破零分
负三分 该庆幸的人是我
我会继续发奋

King of Heartbreak (God Save The King)

I've sung all the songs about lovers left alone
But none of them have been powerful enough
The pain I've endured is far worse than anyone could imagine
The story of my heartbreak is just as depressing
No wonder every song seems to be about me
Don't you dare compete with me
Competing to sing the saddest song
If you want to try to outdo me in misery
And sorrow
Just grab a microphone and sing a few lines
I wonder if you'll be able to make me sigh more than I already do
Even if you manage to shed real tears
Who will ever be able to top
The sheer magnitude of my emotional wounds
It's almost more entertaining than telling jokes
You'll get more applause that way
In every single relationship I've ended up choosing the wrong person
I'm the champion of heartbreak
How could anyone else be so lucky
No one is ever a good match for me
That's what makes me so special
Out of millions of people
I'm the only one with absolutely zero romantic appeal
The lowest of the low, but I'm still the champion
How could anyone compare to me

If you want to know how hopeless I am when it comes to romance
I can talk about it all night long

My lover's farewells over my lifetime
Would add up to thousands of decibels
All I ever wanted
Was to win a consolation prize
But who would have thought that my heartbreak would earn me a trophy
In every single relationship I've ended up choosing the wrong person
I'm the champion of heartbreak
How could anyone else be so lucky
No one is ever a good match for me
That's what makes me so special
Out of millions of people
I'm the only one with absolutely zero romantic appeal
The lowest of the low, but I'm still the champion
How could anyone compare to me
Look how excited I am
Look how I've finally won the grand prize
All because no one cares about me
In every single relationship I've ended up choosing the wrong person
I'm the champion of heartbreak
How could anyone else be so lucky
Everyone else has someone who suits them
It's a shame I'll never find happiness
Out of millions of people
I'm the only one who can't even get a score of zero in romance
Negative three, I'm so lucky
I'll keep working hard