Текст и перевод песни 陳小春 - 失戀王

失戀王

唱盡了 慘遭愛侶遺棄 那些歌
仍然無一首 夠震撼 我實際踫到的 痛苦苦更多
失戀的故事 同樣的折墮 難怪像每首都寫我
你不要跟我爭 爭先唱這最慘的歌
要是你想 跟我鬥難過 鬥淒楚
隨時拿起咪唱兩段 我為你歎息的 會否比我多

即使間 你能流出真眼淚
誰個又會悲慘得過
揭開我的創傷 竟好過講笑話
娛樂大眾 得到掌聲更多

每段戀愛 都會認錯人 失戀的冠軍
怎會再有別個 這樣幸運
誰都 跟我沒可能合襯 才顯出我身份
幾百萬個人 只得一個吸引力 完全是零分
最低等 所以第一名是我 你那裡及我襯

要是你想 知我對情愛 有幾灰
隨時能講幾個晚上 記錄痛苦的歌 夠開演唱會

一生的愛人留低的再會 合計亦有幾千分貝
最初我不過想 分一個安慰獎
誰能料到 失戀竟捧了杯

每段戀愛 都會認錯人 失戀的冠軍
怎會再有別個 這樣幸運
誰都 跟我沒可能合襯 才顯出我身份
幾百萬個人 只得一個吸引力 完全是零分
最低等 所以第一名是我 你那裡及我襯

看看我 有多麼亢奮
看看我 最終得到了全場大獎
全憑無人著緊

每段戀愛 都會認錯人 失戀的冠軍
怎會再有別個 這樣幸運
誰都 總有甚麼人合襯 難得抱憾終生
幾百萬個人 只得一個 戀愛運 能突破零分
負三分 該慶幸的人是我
我會繼續發奮

King of Heartbreak

I've sung them all, those songs of lovers abandoned and betrayed,
Yet not a single one captures the true depth of my pain, the agony I've faced.
Heartbreak stories, all ending in despair, it's no wonder they feel like they're about me.
Don't even try to compete, to claim this song of sorrow as your own.
If you want to challenge me in misery, in desolation,
Grab the mic and sing a verse or two, let's see if your sighs outnumber mine.

Even if you manage to shed genuine tears,
Who could ever be more tragic than me?
Exposing my wounds is better than any joke,
Entertaining the masses, earning even more applause.

In every love, I choose the wrong one, the undisputed champion of heartbreak.
How could anyone else be so "lucky"?
No one could possibly match with me, it's what defines my identity.
Millions of people, and I have zero attraction, a perfect score of nothing.
The lowest of the low, that's why I'm number one, you can't even compare.

If you want to know the depth of my despair in love,
I could talk for nights on end, my songs of pain could fill a concert.

The goodbyes left by my lifetime loves, combined, reach thousands of decibels.
Initially, I just wanted a consolation prize,
Who would have thought heartbreak would win me the trophy?

In every love, I choose the wrong one, the undisputed champion of heartbreak.
How could anyone else be so "lucky"?
No one could possibly match with me, it's what defines my identity.
Millions of people, and I have zero attraction, a perfect score of nothing.
The lowest of the low, that's why I'm number one, you can't even compare.

Look at me, how elated I am,
Look at me, finally receiving the grand prize,
All thanks to no one caring.

In every love, I choose the wrong one, the undisputed champion of heartbreak.
How could anyone else be so "lucky"?
Everyone finds someone, but I'm destined for lifelong regret.
Millions of people, and only one has broken my zero-point love luck.
Negative three points, I'm the one to be congratulated,
I'll keep striving.