Текст и перевод песни 陳柏宇 - 最後的一個收費亭

最後的一個收費亭

無人類夢想坐我寶座
隔六秒 有架車經過
每位客 有卡拍
誰留住那散銀 倒算為何

還用上健康替你找續
聽盡了無謂的小轇轕
有污氣 要爭氣
但困在單人房

停車收費 然後記低
幾位心翳 要覓個空位
如果 快線有某天關閉
我會去坐好姿勢 就當做相睼

停車收費 緣分記低
一分鐘計 有六次失禮
如果 也會有四位安慰
亦算得頗經濟
製造友善的氛圍 仍不可替

如話作用 機器更好用
暢順到對話也可兼容
同業們 就更輕鬆
遣散大計多成功

記住下世 望實那生計
要被雇用 條目上帝很詳細

停車收費 然後記低
幾位心翳 要覓個空位
如果 快線有某天關閉
我會去坐好姿勢 就當做相睼

停車收費 緣分記低
一分鐘計 有六次失禮
如果 也會有四位安慰
亦算得頗欣慰
笑臉制服都出齊 仍不可替

Ah ah yeah Ah ah yeah
如果 看世界這種趨勢
快到了我給取替 亦算做傾過偈
停車收費

Ah ah yeah Ah ah yeah
如果 到了要退休之際
沒哪位 肯頂替
要附送自身安危 仍守崗位

The Last Toll Booth

No one's dream to occupy my throne
Every six seconds, a car passes by
Every customer, a card swipe
Who keeps that loose change? For what reason?

Even using my health to help you find your change
I've heard all your trivial nonsense
With all this toxicity, I need to find some motivation
But I'm trapped in a single room

Collecting parking fees, then taking notes
How many are feeling down, looking for an empty spot
If the fast lane were to close one day
I'd sit in a good posture, just to gaze at you

Collecting parking fees, recording our fate
Every minute, I commit six acts of disrespect
If there were four to offer comfort
That would be quite economical
Creating a friendly atmosphere, but still irreplaceable

If you're talking about efficiency, machines are better
So smooth that even conversation can be incorporated
My colleagues would be more relaxed
The redundancy plan would be a success

Remember, in your next life, look for that livelihood
To be employed, God's terms are very detailed

Collecting parking fees, then taking notes
How many are feeling down, looking for an empty spot
If the fast lane were to close one day
I'd sit in a good posture, just to gaze at you

Collecting parking fees, recording our fate
Every minute, I commit six acts of disrespect
If there were four to offer comfort
That would be quite comforting
Smile, uniforms, all in place, but still irreplaceable

Ah ah yeah Ah ah yeah
If you look at the world's trend
Soon, I'll be replaced. I guess we've had our chat
Collecting parking fees

Ah ah yeah Ah ah yeah
If the time comes for me to retire
No one will take my place
They'll have to include my personal safety, I'll still be on duty