Текст и перевод песни 韓森 feat. 小甜甜 - Professor H Is Coming (feat. Riva)

Professor H Is Coming (feat. Riva)

現在開始上課 不要再睡懶覺
副班長點名 有沒有應到的未到
我注重師生互動 張開櫻桃小口 複誦
不然我伸出愛的小手 讓妳隱隱作痛
我在上面辛苦賣力 妳在下面毫無反應
管妳flow吃軟吃硬 我都軟硬兼施
保證讓妳滿意 必須繼續押韻激起妳的興趣
教妳做人的道理 最重要是信譽

每天都臨陣磨槍 難怪成績會退步
不要跟我說是因為 剛教所以沒讀
我們考試從來都不是為分數
是為了探索各種知識的最深處
上課水乳交融 讓學生都如癡如醉
當詩句呼之欲出 我持續努力不懈
對學生有求必應 因為我思故我在
都過來韓老師這裡讓我教妳什麼叫做愛

考試不及格的全都過來韓老師這裡
肚子餓 好 下課後來韓老師這裡
家長會 欸 帶妳媽來韓老師這裡
有任何問題隨時都可以來韓老師這裡

翻到lesson two 繼續看我演出
不會埋頭苦幹 我都深入淺出
首先口報
口頭報告 不能含含糊糊
訓練妳的談吐 不能只是吞吞吐吐

物理課
臨床實驗 用經驗加技術
教妳做活塞運動 來計算摩擦系數
有時候難免有差錯 妳犯下偶發錯誤
都這麼大了還要老師幫妳擦屁股
想要校外教學 等妳背完單字
帶妳去野炊 在姑蘇城外寒山寺
我三緘其口 進口出口順差逆差
在地理課
我讓妳體驗人口爆炸
唸歷史
從法大革命 到大英帝國
讓妳意猶未盡 為了妳奮力一搏
專門研究北半球 因為我思故我在
都過來韓老師這裡讓我教妳什麼叫做愛

考試不及格的全都過來韓老師這裡
肚子餓 下課後來韓老師這裡
家長會 帶妳媽來韓老師這裡
有任何問題隨時都可以來韓老師這裡

我教學盡心盡力 又精益求精
不輕易放棄讓妳記憶猶新
教妳公民地理 或應用經濟模型
輕易賺進妳的第一桶金

上課時我會用道具 壞學生都被我教訓
每天都被我條教 因為我主張有條理的教育
想要被我條教的都過來韓老師這裡
如果我在忙的話可以去甜老師那裡
協助妳解除凶兆 最後我在此公告
韓老師要徵求一位 能幹的助教

這是小甜甜 現在來甜老師這裏
男同學看到我他們都說「妳我可以」
要主動好好學習 才能夠維持高分
上課時高潮迭起 展現我的S腰身

很多人攻擊我 但我繼續one two one two
洗刷我的奇恥大辱 穿上爆汗褲
肚子用力 屁股夾緊 把我當模範
想減肥該怎麼辦？跟我一起流汗！

考試不及格的全都過來韓老師這裡
肚子餓 下課後來韓老師這裡
家長會 帶妳媽來韓老師這裡
有任何問題隨時都可以來韓老師這裡

Professor H Is Coming (feat. Riva)

Time to start class. Don't be sleepy anymore.
The class leader is going to take attendance. Did everyone come?
I look forward to interaction with the students. Open your pretty little mouth to answer.
Otherwise, I will reach out my gentle hand and make you hurt.
I work hard up here, while you are unresponsive down there.
No matter the flow, soft or hard, I will do both.
I guarantee your satisfaction. I must continue rhyming to arouse your interest.
I will teach you the philosophy of life. The most important thing is integrity.

You always cram for exams. No wonder your grades are getting worse.
Don't tell me it's because you didn't study because it was just taught recently.
Our exams are never just for the grades.
They are to explore the depths of various knowledge.
The class is a perfect blend of knowledge, and the students are all mesmerized.
When poetry flows, I will continue to work tirelessly.
I will always respond to students' needs. Because I think, therefore I am.
Come to me, Professor H, and let me show you what love is.

Come to me, Professor H, if you fail the exam.
Hungry? Come to me, Professor H, after class.
Parent-teacher meeting? Bring your mom to me, Professor H.
Come to me, Professor H, anytime if you have any questions.

Turn to lesson two, continue to watch my performance.
I don't bury my head in books. I make things easy to understand.
First, make a verbal report.
Verbal report, don't mumble.
Train your speech. Don't just stutter.

Physics class.
Clinical experiments, using experience and techniques.
Teach you to do piston movements to calculate the friction coefficient.
Sometimes there are mistakes. You make occasional mistakes.
You are so old, and you still need a teacher to wipe your butt.
Want to go on a field trip? Wait until you memorize the words.
I will cook for you outside at Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.
I keep my mouth shut about import and export balance of payments.
In geography class.
I will let you experience the population explosion.
When reading history.
From the French Revolution to the British Empire.
I will make you unsatisfied. I will fight for you.
Specializing in the study of the northern hemisphere. Because I think, therefore I am.
Come to me, Professor H, and let me show you what love is.

Come to me, Professor H, if you fail the exam.
Hungry? Come to me, Professor H, after class.
Parent-teacher meeting? Bring your mom to me, Professor H.
Come to me, Professor H, anytime if you have any questions.

I am conscientious in my teaching and strive for excellence.
I don't give up easily, making you unforgettable.
Teach you civics, geography, or applied economics models.
Easily earn your first pot of gold.

I use props in class. I discipline all the bad students.
I discipline you every day. Because I advocate systematic education.
Come to me, Professor H, if you want to be disciplined.
If I'm busy, you can go to the sweet teacher.
Help you dispel ominous signs. Finally, I announce here.
Professor H is looking for a competent assistant.

This is Little Sweet. Come to Teacher Sweet now.
When my male classmates see me, they all say, "You can do it."
You have to take the initiative to study hard to maintain high scores.
In class, there are climaxes, showing off my S-shaped waist.

Many people attack me, but I will continue one two one two.
Washed away my shame. Put on my sweat pants.
Tighten your stomach and butt. Keep me as a model.
What should I do if I want to lose weight? Come sweat with me!

Come to me, Professor H, if you fail the exam.
Hungry? Come to me, Professor H, after class.
Parent-teacher meeting? Bring your mom to me, Professor H.
Come to me, Professor H, anytime if you have any questions.