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我想當妳的小怪獸

每一天都想要與妳一起共度
我是妳的主公 但妳是我的公主
總是與眾不同 隨時都想要同步
妳說妳一直都想要養一隻寵物

想要把牠收服放進妳的口袋裡
就像是寶可夢不同的屬性三選一
外表優雅可愛 但是牠是野獸派
在房間裡或戶外 到哪裡都能夠愛

Loving you so much 每天陪伴在妳身 邊
像我不太會說話 但我會讓你升 天
聽到震動的聲音 那不是未接來電
不是電動牙刷 那是最甜蜜的愛戀

感受心跳的脈動我們一起放閃
隨時都維持溫暖是對妳的浪漫
只要按下開關 就立刻來場狂歡
不用擔心 明天我幫妳換床單

牠真的就是屌
牠就是真的屌
牠真的就是屌
牠就是真的屌
因為牠就是屌 就是屌 就是屌
因為牠就是屌 就是屌 就是屌

牠 就是屌
開啟暴走模式保證妳撐不到90秒
妳的所有秘密我都知道
絕對尊重妳的嗜好
熱情像是赤道
即使手會麻掉 還是要整晚 都一直抱

切換靜音模式 我知道你會害羞
變換不同手勢 我不用說得太多
充滿活力不會停止除非妳說拜託
讓我照顧妳的下半生 加上小怪獸
牠就像 小公舉的小工具
震撼妳 整個 小公寓
就算是 遠距離 也可以 用手機聯繫當遙控器
把牠握在妳手心 我們最擅長走心
讓妳一直抖 體驗什麼是真正的抖音
感受妳每個重點 溫柔體貼對待
從來不看外表 我探索妳的內在
妳的聲音 妳的笑容 都是我的最愛
叫你男朋友小心被取代

牠真的就是屌
牠就是真的屌
牠真的就是屌
牠就是真的屌
因為牠就是屌 就是屌 就是屌
因為牠就是屌 就是屌 就是屌

Hey Yo 這是韓森 韓老師
就是屌 就是屌 就是屌
因為我就是屌 就是屌 就是屌
沒有啦 屌爆了

I Want to Be Your Little Monster

Every day, I want to spend with you
I am your master, but you are my princess
Always different, always wanting to be in sync
You said you've always wanted a pet

I want to catch and put it in your pocket
Like a Pokemon with different attributes pick one out of three
It has an elegant and cute appearance, but it is a beast
In the room or outdoors, you can love it anywhere

Loving you so much every day by your side
Like me, not very talkative, but I will take you to heaven
Hearing the vibration is not a missed call
It is not an electric toothbrush, it is the sweetest love

Feel the pulse of the heartbeat, let's show our love together
Always keep it warm, my romance for you
Just press the switch, and you will have a party right away
Don't worry, I'll change the sheets for you tomorrow

It's really awesome
It is really awesome
It is really awesome
It is really awesome
Because it is awesome, awesome, awesome
Because it is awesome, awesome, awesome

It is awesome
Turn on the rampage mode, I guarantee you won't last 90 seconds
I know all your secrets
I will definitely respect your hobbies
The passion is like the equator
Even if my hands go numb, I still want to hold you all night

Switch to silent mode, I know you will be shy
Change different gestures, I don't need to say too much
I am full of energy and will not stop unless you say please
Let me take care of your life, and the Little Monster
It's like a gadget for a little princess
Shocking your entire small apartment
Even if it is a long distance, you can use your mobile phone to connect as a remote control
Hold it in your palm, we are the best at being intimate
Make you tremble, experience what real Douyin is
Feel your every point, treat you with tenderness and consideration
I never look at your appearance, I explore your inner self
Your voice, your smile, are all my favorites
Tell your boyfriend to be careful not to be replaced

It's really awesome
It is really awesome
It is really awesome
It is really awesome
Because it is awesome, awesome, awesome
Because it is awesome, awesome, awesome

Hey Yo, this is Hanson, Mr. Han
It's awesome, awesome, awesome
Because I am awesome, awesome, awesome
No, it's awesome