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拉高你的裤裆

看着镜子里的我 把裤裆拉低十公分
心情从来没有那么好 觉得自已帅又正
我打从心底认为上辈子我是个黑人
只是投胎选错时辰 身体跑错了灵魂
我有一狗票朋友 状况跟我差不多
为了吸引别人注意 所以我们退做作
烫个爆炸头 开口是What's up yo
可是不知不觉大家也变习惯而后接受
每到假日的前夕 或是例行的周未
我们大颗总会相约一起跑去 DISCO
换上最COOL的行头集结在PUB的门口
就像是极右派的新纳粹会通通理光头
到舞池的深处 音乐震耳欲聋
可是我老实告诉你我什么都不懂
虽然我知道黑人文化里面音乐最重要
但是我只在乎自已的造型好不好
有人音乐是用听的我的音乐是用来看的
耳朵最大功用是用来穿耳洞
所以千万不要跟我讨论FUNK 因为我不懂
而且英文程度不够好 还以为你们开口骂我
就让我来RAP 拉高你的裤裆 就让我来RAP
大脑生痔疮 就让我来RAP 我的大脑不灵光
思考靠腰垫垫部以下 还好我把裤裆拉低恩考空间加大
怎么样 呛不呛 也许你跟我一样
虽然我是假黑人 有种M&M的白巧克力味道也不错
只融你手 不融你口 而且吃起来味道有点像 热狗

Pull Your Pants Up

Looking in the mirror at myself, I pull my pants down four inches
My mood has never been so good, I feel so handsome and right
I believe in my heart that in a past life I was a black man
I just got reincarnated at the wrong time; my soul is in the wrong body
I have a bunch of friends who are in a similar situation to me
To get attention from others, we pretend to be something we're not
I get an afro and say "What's up, yo?"
But before we know it, everyone gets used to it and accepts it
On the eve of a holiday or a regular weekend
My crew always plans to go to the disco together
We put on our coolest outfits and gather at the entrance of the pub
Like extreme right-wing neo-Nazis, we all shave our heads
Deep in the dance floor, the music is deafening
But I'll be honest with you, I don't understand any of it
Although I know that in black culture, music is the most important thing
But I only care about whether my own appearance is good
For some people, music is for listening to, while mine is for watching
The main use of my ears is for earrings
So please don't talk to me about funk, because I don't get it
And my English isn't good enough to tell if you're cursing at me
Let me rap: pull your pants up
Let me rap: my brain is hemorrhoidal
I think below the waist with a cushion; it's a good thing I pulled my pants down to make more room
How's that for spicy? Maybe you're like me
Although I'm a fake black man, I have a kind of M&M white chocolate flavor
I'll melt in your hand, not in your mouth, and I taste a bit like a hot dog