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不要教坏我

听说 没趣的笑话 比哭诉高分
都听说 若勇敢干练 难惹人怜爱有如男人
听过 如何靠放手 紧握某段云
谁又指教我 自自然共处 不靠法则不必费神
如难成材便算 未想苦恼策划乐园
谈情时仍念爱情宝监 累得想弃权
爱根本不用教育 不要教坏我
不想给金句喂大我
怕最终识破爱情 情怀无多
计不计都一样结果 抱得对亦吻错
上次的方法爱下个
未见得 真可俘虏天蝎座

不信 十秒的贴近 是靠十年道行
偏不信 是我不好学 情侣才和我变成如今
怎相信 无情世界 每一双有情人
全都机智到 活在甜蜜里 竟靠戒心掌握永恒
如难成材便算 没有野心霸住乐园
谈情时仍念爱情宝监 累得想弃权
爱根本不用教育 不要教坏我
不想给金句喂大我
怕最终识破爱情 情怀无多
计不计都一样结果 抱得对亦吻错
就算关口勉强渡过
就怕讨好了某人 而难为我
大情大性忍不到了 (大摇大摆分开算了)
日夜用心呼吸够了 (日夜用脑相恋怕了)
像初恋般天真算了 (做错甚么不想对照)
学会工作都虚脱了 若爱也要上课想死了
我不希罕被教育 不要教坏我
虽得到他 却变买我
有太多假设太傻 何来如果
有些计算没结果 喊得对亦笑错
若记忆得教训陪我 又哪可坦率的见火扑火
如何如何便会 营造不温不火的过程
如何如何用过人本领 活化着失修的爱情
我想这么便这么 别教导我抚摸
别说我听恋歌 学怎么相恋 会得到好结果

Don't Teach Me Bad Things

I heard that telling unfunny jokes is more appreciated than crying
They all say that if you're brave and capable, you won't be pitied or loved like a man
I've heard how to hold on to a cloud by letting go
Who taught me how to live in harmony with nature, without rules or effort?
If I can't succeed, I won't. I don't want to worry about planning paradise
When I'm in love, I still think about the preciousness of love and get tired of wanting to give up
Love doesn't need to be taught; don't teach me bad things
I don't want to be spoon-fed golden rules
I'm afraid that if I finally understand love, I'll lose my passion
No matter how much I calculate, the result is the same;I'll embrace the right person but kiss the wrong one
The method I used last time to love will be used for the next person
It's not certain that it will really conquer a Scorpio

I don't believe that ten years of practice can lead to a ten-second intimacy
I don't believe that it's my fault that my lovers and I have become like this
How can I believe that in a heartless world, every pair of lovers
is smart enough to live in sweetness and rely on caution to maintain eternity?
If I can't succeed, I won't. I don't have the ambition to occupy paradise
When I'm in love, I still think about the preciousness of love and get tired of wanting to give up
Love doesn't need to be taught; don't teach me bad things
I don't want to be spoon-fed golden rules
I'm afraid that if I finally understand love, I'll lose my passion
No matter how much I calculate, the result is the same;I'll embrace the right person but kiss the wrong one
Even if I barely make it through the checkpoint
I'm afraid that I'll please someone but make it difficult for myself
I can't忍不到了忍耐下去了 (I can't忍耐下去了忍耐下去了)
I've had enough of用心用脑呼吸够了用心呼吸够了 (I've had enough of用心用脑相恋怕了用心呼吸够了)
I'd rather be naive like a first love (I'd rather be naive like a first love and not want to compare myself)
I'm exhausted from learning how to work (I'm exhausted from learning how to work; if love requires lessons, I'll die)
I don't want to be taught; don't teach me bad things
Even though I got him, he changed and bought me
There are too many silly assumptions; why are there ifs?
Some calculations have no results; I'll shout correctly but laugh incorrectly
If I could learn from my mistakes, how could I be so reckless as to jump into the fire?
How can I create a lukewarm process?
How can I use my extraordinary skills to revitalize a broken love?
I want it this way, so don't teach me how to touch
Don't tell me that I should listen to love songs and learn how to love,and that I'll get good results