Текст и перевод песни 麥家瑜 - 不要教壞我

不要教壞我

聽說 沒趣的笑話 比哭訴高分
都聽說 若勇敢幹練
難惹人憐愛有如男人
聽過 如何靠放手 緊握某段雲
誰又指教我 自自然共處
不靠法則不必費神

如難成材便算 未想苦惱策劃樂園
談情時仍念愛情寶鑑 累得想棄權

愛根本不用教育 不要教壞我
不想給金句餵大我
怕最終識破愛情 情懷無多
計不計都一樣結果 抱得對亦吻錯
上次的方法愛下個
未見得 真可俘虜天蠍座

不信 十秒的貼近 是靠十年道行
偏不信 是我不好學
情侶才和我變成如今
怎相信 無情世界 每一雙有情人
全都機智到 活在甜蜜裡
竟靠戒心掌握永恆

如難成材便算 沒有野心霸住樂園
談情時仍念愛情寶鑑 累得想棄權

愛根本不用教育 不要教壞我
不想給金句餵大我
怕最終識破愛情 情懷無多
計不計都一樣結果 抱得對亦吻錯
就算關口勉強渡過
就怕討好了某人 而難為我

大情大性忍不到了 (大搖大擺分開算了)
日夜用心呼吸夠了 (日夜用腦相戀怕了)
像初戀般天真算了 (做錯甚麼不想對照)
學會工作都虛脫了 若愛也要上課想死了

我不希罕被教育 不要教壞我
雖得到他 卻變買我
有太多假設太傻 何來如果
有些計算沒結果 喊得對亦笑錯
若記憶得教訓陪我
又哪可坦率的見火撲火

如何如何便會 營造不溫不火的過程
如何如何用過人本領 活化著失修的愛情
我想這麼便這麼 別教導我撫摸
別說我聽戀歌 學怎麼相戀 會得到好結果

Do Not Teach Me Badly

I heard that an uninteresting joke scores better than crying.
I heard that if you are brave and capable,
It's hard to be pitied, like a man.
I heard about how to let go to grasp a certain cloud.
Who taught me to live together naturally,
Without rules, without having to bother?

If it's hard to be successful, forget it. I don't want to worry about planning paradise.
When I'm in love, I still think about the love manual. I'm so tired that I want to give up.

Love doesn't need to be taught. Don't teach me badly.
I don't want platitudes to raise me.
I'm afraid that I will eventually see through love and have no more feelings.
It doesn't matter if you calculate or not. You can hold the right one and still kiss the wrong one.
The method last time, love the next time.
It's hard to say that it can really capture a Scorpio.

I don't believe that ten seconds of intimacy is based on ten years of practice.
I don't believe that it's because I'm not good at learning.
Only because we are lovers have I become like this.
How can I believe that in a heartless world, every pair of lovers
Are all so clever that they live in sweetness?
They rely on戒心to grasp eternity?

If it's hard to be successful, forget it. I don't have the ambition to occupy paradise.
When I'm in love, I still think about the love manual. I'm so tired that I want to give up.

Love doesn't need to be taught. Don't teach me badly.
I don't want platitudes to raise me.
I'm afraid that I will eventually see through love and have no more feelings.
It doesn't matter if you calculate or not. You can hold the right one and still kiss the wrong one.
Even if you勉强get through the pass,
I'm afraid that pleasing someone will make it difficult for me.

I can't bear to be so emotional anymore. (Let's just break up and be done with it.)
I've spent enough time thinking about breathing day and night. (I'm tired of thinking about love day and night.)
Let's just be naive like first love. (I don't want to compare what I did wrong.)
I'm so exhausted from learning how to work. If I have to go to class to love, I'll die.

I don't want to be taught. Don't teach me badly.
Even though I get him, I become bought.
There are too many stupid assumptions. Where does if come from?
Some calculations have no results. You can shout right and still be wrong.
If memory taught me lessons to accompany me,
How can I be frank and rush into the fire?

How, how will it be? Create a lukewarm process.
How, how do you use your extraordinary skills to revive a broken love?
I think this is how it is. Don't teach me to touch.
Don't say that I listen to love songs and learn how to fall in love. I will get good results.