Текст и перевод песни 黃秋生 - 快餐常餐特餐 粤语

快餐常餐特餐 粤语

麦兜：唔该，我要一个常餐啊!
麦太：常餐？常餐有咩食噶？
伙计：同特餐一样啰。
麦太：咁特餐系咩嚟噶？
伙计：同快餐咁上下啰。
麦太：咁快餐系咩嚟噶?
伙计：车 快餐咪即系午餐。
麦太：午餐食咩架?
伙计：午餐同晚餐一样格。
麦太：咁晚餐又食D咩呀?
伙计：晚餐咪即系常餐啰。
麦太：咁呀，我要两个常餐啦
伙计：好野呀 我哋今日D常餐。
伙计：唔好意思，常餐卖晒啵。
麦兜：嗯... 咁改要特餐啊。
麦太：特餐? 特餐有咩食架?
伙计：特餐咪即系午餐啰。
麦太：午餐食乜嘢架?
伙计：都系晚餐个D嘢啰。
麦太：咁乜嘢系晚餐呀?
伙计：同快餐一样啰。
麦太：咁快餐食咩架？
伙计：唉 快餐咪即系常餐啰。
麦太：咁你头先又话冇常餐 ？
伙计：系呀，常餐系卖晒呀， 咁你试唔试下特餐啊?
麦太：两份特餐啦!
伙计：唔好意思，特餐卖晒啵。
麦兜：嗯... 妈妈，不如改快餐丫
麦太：快餐有咩架?
伙计：快餐即系常餐
麦太：咁常餐有咩架?
伙计：常餐咪即系午餐啰。
麦太：唉呀咁午餐有咩食呀?
伙计：午餐同晚餐一样格。
麦太：咁晚餐呢?
伙计：晚餐咪即系特餐啰。
麦太：车，咁你头先又话冇特餐?
伙计：系呀，特餐系卖晒呀，咁你试唔试下个快餐啊一样嘅遮
麦太：咁两份快餐喇!
伙计：唔好意思冇快餐喇
麦太：离唔离谱D呀? 咁你哋究竟有D咩餐呀?
伙计：午餐啦 午餐好嘢呀
麦太：点好嘢法啊？
伙计：同晚餐一样咁好嘢
麦太：咁晚餐又点好嘢法啊？
伙计：同常餐一样咁好嘢啰
麦太：咁常餐又点好嘢法啊？
伙计：常餐?! 常餐一早卖晒啦，你话好唔好嘢啊？
麦太：好啦好啦 要两份午餐啦！！
伙计：唔好思意，午餐卖晒，试唔试下我哋个晚餐啊一样嘅遮
麦太：日光日白食乜鬼嘢晚餐啊？！
伙计：唉，个名叫晚餐遮，其实咪即系午餐
麦太：好啦好啦怕咗你啦！要两份晚餐呀快D手呀！
伙计：想快?! 想快就要快餐啦
（嘭！）

Fast Food Set Meal Special Meal Cantonese

McDull: Dear me, I would like to have a Set Meal!
McMother: Set Meal? What's in the Set Meal?
Assistant: Same as the Special Meal.
McMother: And what's the Special Meal?
Assistant: More or less like the Fast Food Meal.
McMother: What's the Fast Food Meal then?
Assistant: Well, the Fast Food Meal is basically the Lunch.
McMother: And what do you have for Lunch?
Assistant: Same dishes as for Dinner.
McMother: What on earth do you serve for Dinner then?
Assistant: Dinner? That's what we call the Set Meal.
McMother: Well then, I'll have two Set Meals please.
Assistant: Very good, my dear. Our Set Meal today is…
Assistant: Sorry, we've run out of Set Meals.
McDull: Hmm... How about a Special Meal instead?
McMother: Special Meal? What's in the Special Meal?
Assistant: The Special Meal? That's just Lunch.
McMother: But what's for Lunch?
Assistant: Same as Dinner, of course.
McMother: And what's for Dinner?
Assistant: That's the Fast Food Meal, isn't it?
McMother: And what's in the Fast Food Meal?
Assistant: Ah-ha, that's the Set Meal, dear lady.
McMother: But you just said you didn't have any Set Meals!
Assistant: Indeed, we have run out of Set Meals. But how about a Special Meal instead?
McMother: Two Special Meals, then!
Assistant: I'm sorry, we've run out of Special Meals as well.
McDull: Hmm... Mummy, how about we try a Fast Food Meal instead?
McMother: What's in the Fast Food Meal?
Assistant: It's a Set Meal, madam.
McMother: And what's in the Set Meal?
Assistant: The Set Meal? It's just Lunch.
McMother: Oh dear, and what do you serve for Lunch?
Assistant: The same as for Dinner.
McMother: And for Dinner?
Assistant: That's the Special Meal, dear lady.
McMother: Oh, come on! But you just said you didn't have any Special Meals either?
Assistant: That's right. We have run out of Special Meals. But perhaps you would like to try a Fast Food Meal? They're very similar.
McMother: Two Fast Food Meals, then!
Assistant: I'm afraid we've run out of Fast Food Meals as well.
McMother: Oh come on! What meals do you actually have anyway?
Assistant: Lunch, dear lady. Lunch is excellent stuff.
McMother: How excellent can it be?
Assistant: Just as good as Dinner.
McMother: And how good is Dinner?
Assistant: As good as the Set Meal, of course.
McMother: And how good is the Set Meal?
Assistant: Set Meal? We ran out of those ages ago. How wonderful is that?
McMother: Alright, alright, two Lunches then!
Assistant: I'm terribly sorry, but we've run out of Lunch too. Would you like to try our Dinner instead? It's very similar.
McMother: Dinner? But it's still broad daylight!
Assistant: Ah-ha, it may be called Dinner, but it's really just Lunch.
McMother: Alright, alright, you win! Two Dinners then, and be quick about it!
Assistant: In a hurry? Then you should try our Fast Food Meals instead.
（Bang!）