Текст и перевод песни 黃秋生 - 支离疏

支离疏

我无秩序 又多饮醉 我个样生得似火山堆
我懒做事 净系识沟女 每晚o翕废话几千句
我个身有阵臭除 最怕洗刷同落水
有次质老豆两搥 俾阿伯打歪个嘴

最怕学习 又懒风趣 无脑走去学人对对
次次食饭 打包返去 每次俾钱我走o左去
我个口有阵臭除 最爱讲迷人字句
去厕所无话冲水 臭到无friend敢去

细个就学偷钱买醉 我阿妈打我实驳嘴
我老豆话 死'九'左佢 养到你七岁你好揾工去

你班仆街杏加祥 当我好似只'檎柜'
咪当你生我你就威水 我错你要教返好佢

独白：
我要训觉呀！我要饮酒呀！我唔要返工呀！
我要发达！我要楂BENZ！我要游埠！我要唱歌！
我要我要... 啊... 杏加橙呀...
啊... 死喇... 啊.啊啊啊啊啊

The Scattered

I'm disorganized and drunk a lot. I look like a pile of volcanic ash.
I'm lazy and only know how to pick up girls, and I talk nonsense every night.
I have a terrible body odor. I'm most afraid of taking a shower or going into the water.
Once, I hit my dad twice and my uncle knocked my mouth crooked.

I'm afraid of learning and don't like to be funny. I'm stupid and I went to learn how to argue with people.
Every time I eat, I take my leftovers home. Every time I give someone money, I run away.
My mouth has a terrible odor. I love to say charming things.
When I go to the bathroom, I don't flush the toilet. It stinks so bad that no one dares to go in.

When I was young, I stole money to buy alcohol. My mom hit me and I fought back.
My dad said, "I'm going to kill you." He raised me until I was seven, and then you found a job for me.

You bastards, you think I'm just a tool.
Don't think you're so great just because you gave birth to me. If I'm wrong, you should teach me how to do it right.

Monologue:
I want to sleep! I want to drink! I don't want to go to work!
I want to be rich! I want to drive a Benz! I want to travel! I want to sing!
I want, I want... Oh... orange apricot...
Oh... I'm dead... Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh