Текст и перевод песни 랩몬스터 - 농담

농담

내 고막을 울리는 리듬
Bass & Drum 날 움직이는 기름
여기 존재하는 모든 행복과 너의 새해 복 까지 모두 imma fuckin get em
나는 엘라스틴 너희들은 비듬
랩 병신들 너희 수준 비등비등
Fame, girls, money that ma honey to the 100 to the 100
누가 나를 막니 imma fuckin beat em
거머리 같은 haters 나를 죽여 나를 묶어 나를 숙연
하게 만들어 im so super i juss grew up
그지같은 motherfucker motherfucker 싹 다 섞어 손발 꺾어
시켜 서커스 시켜 턱걸이 전부 fuck up
한입으로 두말 여자들은 널 보고 불러 언니
너무나도 쉽게 까는 철판들 지들 곡에선 지들이 뭐 이건희
에 여잔 파리보다 더 꼬여 아서 니 현실 싹 다 보여
홍대 예능쇼에 몇 안되는 힙수니들이 느이 그 고정
난 이곳의 문을 열고 닫아, 마치 개폐인
너희들이 맨날 느낀다는 rap pain
난 순식간에 비트를 제패
널 보면 비트들이 말을 하네 쟤 패
배알이 좀 꼴리실 거에요 제 pay
스웨덴, 독일 브라질 to 재팬
니 더러운 혀보다 강해여 제 펜
이제야 까보네여 오광보다 더한 제 패
Got six bullets in my tongue
Six snakes in my lung
Six shots got me feelin' 2pac 그래 이건 에이셉의 가사여
금실 좋은 부부처럼 별거 없지
넌 천상 여자처럼 설 거 없지
나는 탁탁 먼지털이 박박 쓸어버려 물 같은 내 혀, 설거지
이건 의미없는 말놀이 you know i got a mufuckin beat
I got a mufuckin rhyme
I got a mufuckin flow i got a mufuckin style
I got a mufuckin wine i got a mufuckin shine
대체 몇 마디니 나의 mufuckin line
Bitch im the one im so mufuckin prime
너넨 존나게 촌스러 촌장님, 혹 또는 족발을 좋아하는 꼰대님 스탈
Bitch im your man. 10 outta 10 심장은 꺼매 한여름의 썬탠
작전을 개시하지 그래 내 이름의 브랜드
혼자 다 해먹네 내 이름의 밴드
여긴 내가 차린 놀이동산 pull the 레버
뿌리부터 차이나지 너와 나의 레벨
본 이름은 greatest 또 나의 성은 ever
절대 개명 신청 안해 나는 never ever ever
그램마 넌 갑보단 깝, 탑보단 밥, 답보단 짭
야동 보면 넌 3초면 싸
나는 top of the top, 갑 of the 갑, 답 of the 답
선배 후배들도 다 돌아가
그냥 좆이나 까잡숴 먹어봐 맛있어
그래 넌 나의 적 그러니까 적 까!
낮이던 밤이던 존나게 부지런
세글자 랩밖에 못하는 쉐꺄 넌
비비디 바비디 부비디 바비디
니미니 나미니 지기미 차카미
니꺼는 나가리 쳐먹어 노가리
이름이 미미니 shawty? 노답
내 랩 완전히 꼭지가 돈 랩
니 랩은 한마디만 할게 don't 랩
내 껀 좀 큰 물에서 좀 논 랩
니 껀 원래 랩이 아니란다 non-rap
그래 넌 최고의 여자, 갑질
So 존나게 잘해 갑질
아 근데 생각해보니 갑이었던 적 없네
갑 떼고 임이라 부를게. 임질
I pop it rock it knock it never stop it talkin some trashes
난 백수라서 없어, 자비 넌 real 백수. 없어 차비
You know i aint about the thousands let me ride it yo drop it swap it
Rock it mock it stalk it lock it in my pocket theres full of monsters
Yeah i gettin on em bitch gettin on em rich
해변의 아들 너는 son of a beach
난 원석처럼 빛나 마치 son of a 비취
나는 괴물 so son of a 스티치
Yeah man i told you that im a monster
That why i be rappin non stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin damn erry hands at the concert
Hit me

Joke

The rhythm that vibrates my eardrums
Bass & Drum, the fuel that moves me
All the happiness here and even your New Year's blessings, imma fuckin get em
I'm Elastine, you guys are dandruff
Rap morons, your level is neck and neck
Fame, girls, money, that's my honey to the 100 to the 100
Whoever stops me, imma fuckin beat em
Leech-like haters kill me, tie me up, make me humble
I'm so super, I just grew up
Shitty motherfucker motherfucker, mix them all up, break their limbs
Make them do a circus, make them do pull-ups, all fuck up
Two words in one mouth, girls see you and call you "unnie"
Those who easily talk shit, in their songs they're like Lee Kun-hee
And women are more tangled than flies, Arthur, I'll show you all your reality
The few hip-hop fans on the Hongdae entertainment show are your regulars
I open and close the door here, like a gatekeeper
The rap pain you guys always feel
I conquer the beat in an instant
When I see you, the beats say, "Beat her up"
You'll be a little pissed off, my pay
Sweden, Germany, Brazil to Japan
My pen is stronger than your dirty tongue
Now I reveal my hand, better than five aces
Got six bullets in my tongue
Six snakes in my lung
Six shots got me feelin' 2pac, yeah, this is A$AP's lyrics
Like a happy couple, it's nothing special
Like a heavenly woman, you have nothing to stand on
I dust off, sweep away, my tongue like water, dishwashing
This is meaningless wordplay, you know I got a mufuckin beat
I got a mufuckin rhyme
I got a mufuckin flow, I got a mufuckin style
I got a mufuckin wine, I got a mufuckin shine
How many lines is my mufuckin line
Bitch, I'm the one, I'm so mufuckin prime
You guys are so damn rustic, village chief, or old-fashioned style who likes pig feet
Bitch, I'm your man, 10 outta 10, heart is black, midsummer tan
Start the operation, yeah, my name's brand
I do it all alone, my name's band
This is the amusement park I set up, pull the lever
From the roots, the level of you and me is different
My first name is greatest, and my last name is ever
I never ever ever apply for a name change
Grandma, you're more bluff than armor, rice than top, fake than answer
When you watch porn, you cum in 3 seconds
I'm the top of the top, the best of the best, the answer of the answers
Seniors and juniors all turn around
Just try eating my dick, it's delicious
Yeah, you're my enemy, so fuck off!
Whether it's day or night, I'm so damn diligent
You can only rap three syllables, you
Bibbidi bobbidi boo
Nimini namini jigimi chakami
Yours is a loser, eat dried pollack
Your name is Mimi, shawty? No answer
My rap is completely crazy rap
I'll just say one thing about your rap, don't rap
Mine is a rap that plays in big water
Yours isn't originally rap, non-rap
Yeah, you're the best woman, bossing around
So you're damn good at bossing around
Oh, but come to think of it, you've never been the boss
I'll remove the "boss" and call you "Im". Gonorrhea
I pop it, rock it, knock it, never stop it, talkin' some trashes
I'm unemployed, so I don't have any mercy, you're really unemployed, you don't have any bus fare
You know I ain't about the thousands, let me ride it, yo drop it, swap it
Rock it, mock it, stalk it, lock it in my pocket, there's full of monsters
Yeah, I'm gettin' on em, bitch gettin' on em, rich
Son of the beach, you're a son of a beach
I shine like a rough stone, like a son of a jade
I'm a monster, so son of a Stitch
Yeah man, I told you that I'm a monster
That's why I be rappin' non-stop
I do want your hands at the concert
Want your fuckin' damn every hands at the concert
Hit me