Lyrics Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi - AJJ
I
used
to
be
a
dead
guy
Now
I′m
a
fucking
jedi
And
I've
got
lots
of
news
for
you
And
I′ve
got
a
long
list
of
things
to
do
I
used
to
dwell
in
the
present
I
used
to
be
so
hesitant
But
now
I've
got
my
whole
life
to
live
And
I've
got
all
my
love
to
give
To
all
you
fuckers
that
I
hate
It′s
like
the
Gift
of
the
Magi
It′s
like
the
Gift
of
the
Magi
2
You
sold
your
soul
to
buy
some
tits
And
I
sold
my
soul
to
grow
a
dick
We
gotta
get
him
in
the
van
Well
what
if
he
resists?
Just
kick
him
in
the
back
of
the
fucking
head
And
put
him
in
the
back
of
the
fucking
van
It's
a
miracle
of
science
All
this
betrayal
and
violence
And
it
lives
inside
us
all
It
lives
inside
our
hearts
Just
like
a
stupid
fucking
tapeworm
Who
can
we
blame?
The
husband
divorced
his
wife
After
she
cut
her
hair
Because
she
was
way
less
fuckable
And
that′s
just
unforgivable
He
moved
into
a
condo
He
hung
out
by
the
pool
But
he
never
wore
a
bathing
suit
He
just
wanted
to
scope
out
the
talent
If
God
doesn't
like
ugly
Then
God
doesn′t
like
anybody
So
fuck
God
anyway
God
is
obsolete
My
God
thinks
my
jokes
are
funny
There's
no
one
to
blame
People
are
just
fucking
mean
Go
suns!*
*(referring
to
the
Phoenix
Suns,
a
basketball
team
from
AJJ′s
hometown)
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1 Zombie By the Cranberries By Andrew Jackson Jihad
2 American Tune
3 Back Pack
4 People II 2: Still Peoplin'
5 Hate, Rain on Me
6 Fucc the Devil
7 Distance
8 The Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving
9 Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi
10 If You Have Love in Your Heart
11 No One
12 Sad Songs (Intermission)
13 Sorry Bro
14 Skate Park
15 Free Bird
16 Big Bird
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