Lyrics Four Jews in a Room Bitching - Stephanie J. Block , Andrew Rannells , Christian Borle , Anthony Rosenthal
Four
Jews
in
a
room
bitching
Four
Jews
in
a
room
plot
a
crime
I'm
bitching.
He's
bitching
They're
bitching.
We're
bitching
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Funny
funny
funny
funny
Bitch--bitch--
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
All--the--
Time...
Whadda
they
do
for
love?
Ooooh
Whadda
they
do
for
love?
Four
jews
in
a
room
Bitching
Bitching
Bitching
Bitching
Four
Jews
in
a
room
stoop--
They
stoop
to
pray
I'm
Jewish
I'm
Jewish
I'm
Jewish
Half
Jewish
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Funny
funny
funny
funny
Bitch--bitch
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Night
and
day
Slavery.
Slavery
We
crossed
the
desert
Running
for
our
lives
Fleeing
from
the
Pharoah
Who
was
up
to
no
good
Now
we're
at
the
Red
Sea
Pharoah
is
behind
us
Wanting
us
extincted
What
we
need's
a
miracle!
And
then
the
Red
Sea
Split
before
us--
No
more
tsouris
We
got
our
miracle!
We
got
our
miracle!
We
got
our
miracle!
Four
Jews
itching
for
answers
Four
Jews
bitching
their
whole
life
long
I'm
Whizzer
I'm
Jason
I'm
Mendel
I'm
Marvin
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Funny
funny
funny
funny
Bitch--bitch--
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Right
or
wrong
In
case
of
smoke
please
call
our
mothers
on
the
phone
And
say
their
sons
are
all
on
fire
We
are
manipulating
people
and
we
need
to
know
Our
worst
sides
aren't
ignored
The
guilt
invested
will,
in
time,
pay
wisely
We
do
not
tippy-toe
We
charge
ahead
to
show--
We're
good
in
bed
Excel
in
bed
We
smell
in
bed
Where
is
the
bed?
I
love
the
bed
Who
has
the
bed?
I
want
the
bed
Who
stole
the
bed?
Who
stole
the
bed?
I
lost
it
twice
The
bed
is
mine
The
bed
is
nice
The
bed
is--
Four
Jews
in
a
room
bitching
(wheee!)
Four
Jews
talking
like
Jew-ish
men
I'm
neurotic,
he's
neurotic
They're
neurotic,
we're
neurotic
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Funny
funny
funny
funny
I'm
nauseous
I'm
nauseous
I'm
simple
I'm
Jewish
Slavery.
Slavery
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Funny
funny
funny
funny
I'm
neurotic,
he's
neurotic,
they're
neurotic,
we're
neurotic
I'm
neurotic,
he's
neurotic,
they're
neurotic,
We're
neurotic
(Four
Jews
in
a
room
bitching!)
I'm
neurotic,
he's
neurotic,
They're
neurotic,
we're
neurotic
(Four
Jews
in
a
room!)
I'm
neurotic,
he's
neurotic
They're
neurotic,
we're
neurotic
(Four
Jews
in
a
room!)
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch,
funny
funny
funny
funny
(Slavery!
Slavery!)
Four
Jews
in
a
room
bitching
(in
a
room
bitching)
Bitch
bitch-
Bitch
bitch
bitch
bitch
Now
and
then
Can't
lose
Loose
screws
Four-
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
FIVE!
Five
Jews!
1 Four Jews in a Room Bitching
2 A Tight-Knit Family / Love Is Blind
3 The Thrill Of First Love
4 Marvin At The Psychiatrist - A Three-Part Mini-Opera
5 My Father's A Homo / Everyone Tells Jason To See A Psychiatrist
6 This Had Better Come to a Stop
7 I'm Breaking Down
8 Please Come To Our House / Jason's Therapy
9 A Marriage Proposal / A Tight-Knit Family - Reprise
10 Trina's Song / March of the Falsettos / Trina's Song - Reprise
11 The Chess Game
12 Making A Home
13 The Games I Play
14 Marvin Hits Trina
15 I Never Wanted To Love You
16 Father To Son
17 Falsettoland / About Time
18 Year Of The Child
19 Miracle Of Judaism
20 The Baseball Game
21 A Day in Falsettoland
22 Everyone Hates His Parents
23 What More Can I Say?
24 Something Bad Is Happening / More Racquetball
25 Holding To The Ground
26 Days Like This
27 Canceling The Bar Mitzvah
28 Unlikely Lovers
29 Another Miracle Of Judaism
30 Something Bad Is Happening - Reprise
31 You Gotta Die Sometime
32 Jason's Bar Mitzvah
33 What Would I Do?
34 Falsettoland (Reprise)
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