Lyrics Dad Bod - Auggie

Dad bod, Dad bod, we gone make it blow up
Dad bod, Dad bod, I hit the twos and fours up
Dad bod, my god she told me get my sport on
Oh girl, my god she told me get my sport on

Get two hundred dollars straight off of my new shoes
We live in America, banned dancing, we living in hell like it's Footloose
Straight dead in the winter, wherever you live, I got size 13s in the snow boots
Make up the backbone of my economy, I can buy myself a new suit
Making these bands never losing
Split my path in the road so I'm thinking like two lanes
Take one, take two, take three, take four
She applauding my drip so I give her that, and told me what I'm gonna savor
Yeah, Driving my whip with the squad
Copped the ice cause I invested in Louie Vitton
Holding up on my advance
After the fact I took on beef with Baby LeBron
She got an attitude
After everything, after it all
It pisses me off
I can't lie, it pisses me off

Dad bod, Dad bod, we gone make it blow up
Dad bod, Dad bod, I hit the twos and fours up
Dad bod, my god she told me get my sport on
Oh girl, my god she told me get my sport on

Wake up in the morning, oh my god girl I'm so lame
Drink tea for breakfast
I'm a living version of morphine
Give me your love, don't act desperate
Just say your interested, little homie don't sweat it
Yeah
We've all been here before, huh
Feel like we own the world, but suddenly we start to feel bored, huh
Feels like we're missing a piece to puzzle
And maybe in some way that's true, huh
But make sure you find the right one, don't lose her
I hope that they don't follow in my footsteps
I gave it all it got but it might still not be enough yet
Tell him to be positive, and tell him to be confident
But if he wants a girl is he supposed to give her a compliment?

Dad bod, Dad bod, we gone make it blow up
Dad bod, Dad bod, I hit the twos and fours up
Dad bod, my god she told me get my sport on
Oh girl, my god she told me get my sport on