Lyrics DonsTestimonial - Bones , Drew The Architect

"How's it going everybody?
Drew here, and this is my buddy Rick"
"Hello, I'm Rick"
"We own the shop here at Damaged Goods"
"From Television sets, VCR players, all the way down to hit clips"
"It doesn't matter what the hell you bring in here man,
We're gonna fix that thing up and we're gonna get it back to
You asap, so come on down to the shop and we'll take care of you"
"And starting today, July 3rd 1987, we felt we'd offer you a little...
Bonus, so we're gonna have a blow-out sale for the next 10 days,
That's 25% off if you come in and mention
The secret word, and the secret word is GRINCH"
"Here we have some words from one of our
Customers that has been with us for over 10 years now:"
"Hello, yes...
Damaged Goods repairs is something special, near dear close to my heart,
Been loyal for years.
Drew and Rick will treat you with the sense of
Customer care that is unmatched, just wow,
Damaged Goods repairs, what can I say?
It really seem like they can fix most
'Cause they can and they have
I wanted to say they fixed my stuff, so should you"
"Can you believe that?"
"So what are you waiting for?
Come on down to Damaged Goods repair shop
Located off of i-75,
Kitty corner from Panki's taco shop
And right next door to our sister company
Don Lowell Motors
See ya when I see ya"