Ben Folds, Mr. Reynolds & Lin-Z - Bitches Ain't Shit - E.P. Version featuring Mr. Reynolds and lin-Z Lyrics

Lyrics Bitches Ain't Shit - E.P. Version featuring Mr. Reynolds and lin-Z - Ben Folds , Lin-Z



Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a motherfucker with the gangster beats
And we was ballin' on the motherfuckin' Compton streets
Peep, that shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my motherfuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a motherfucker lickin' the pro-tung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the motherfuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some motherfuckin' chin checkin'
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
I un-cocked my shit, I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck that bitch!
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Lets get the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a motherfucker with the gangster beats
And we was ballin' on the motherfuckin' Compton streets
Peep, that shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my motherfuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cause the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitches can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets



Writer(s): Ricardo Brown, Andre Young, Tracy Curry, Colin Wolfe, Delmar Drew Arnaud, Cordozar Broadus


Ben Folds, Mr. Reynolds & Lin-Z - The Best Imitation Of Myself: A Retrospective
Album The Best Imitation Of Myself: A Retrospective
date of release
07-10-2011

1 Because The Origami - Originally released on "Nighty Night", 2011
2 Rock Star - Demo, 2000
3 Still
4 Julianne - previously unreleased, Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997
5 Video - previously unreleased, Live Stockholm, Sweden, 3/12/1997
6 Girl (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
7 Rocky - 4 Track Demo, 1993
8 Careless Whisper - Live Mountain Winery, Saratoga, CA
9 Sentimental Guy - Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11
10 Rockin' the Suburbs
11 House - previously unreleased new recording
12 Just Pretend - Live Palais Theatre, Melbourne, Australia, 3/24/03
13 Still Fighting It - Extended Version-previously unreleased
14 You Don't Know Me (featuring Regina Spektor) - Seeds Album Version
15 Stumblin' Home Winter Blues - New Recording 2011 - previously unreleased
16 Bitches Ain't Shit - E.P. Version featuring Mr. Reynolds and lin-Z
17 Alice Childress (Rare On Air 3: KCRW Performances, 1997)
18 Song For The Dumped (Demo 1994)
19 Evaporated (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)
20 Amelia Bright (Mitch Easter Sessions, 2000)
21 Hiro's Song (Demo, 2000)
22 Time (Alternate Version, 2004)
23 Losing Lisa (Demo, 2000)
24 The Secret Life of Morgan Davis (alternate mix - 2001)
25 Underground (Demo, 1992)
26 Wandering (Demo, 2000)
27 Such Great Heights (alternate mix from MySpace sessions - 2006)
28 Sleazy - Originally released on "Download to Donate: Tsunami Relief", 2011
29 Stevens Last Night In Town (Demo, 1994)
30 Barrytown - Originally released on "Me, Myself And Irene" Soundtrack, 2000
31 Narcolepsy (Live Brussels, Belgium, 1999)
32 Brick (Radio Mix)
33 Annie Waits
34 Philosophy
35 Underground
36 Landed (Strings Version)
37 One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces
38 Don't Change Your Plans
39 Kate
40 Gracie
41 There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
42 From Above
43 Song for the Dumped (Live Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV, 5/8/98)
44 Missing the War (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
45 Magic (Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99)
46 Selfless, Cold and Composed (Live Bowery Ballroom, New York, NY, 12/9/01)
47 Zak and Sara (Live Roseland Ballroom, New York, NY, 6/13/02)
48 All You Can Eat (Live Myspace Broadcast, 2/27/07)
49 Long Tall Texan (Live Warehouse Houston, TX, 10/24/08)
50 Battle of Who Could Care Less (Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08)
51 Kylie from Connecticut (Live from Detroit, MI 10/9/08)
52 Effington (Live Ax Hall, Seoul, South Korea, 6/9/11)
53 Picture Window (Live HMV Hammersmith Apollo, London, UK, 2/20/11)
54 Not the Same (Live A.E.C. Theatre, Adelaide, Australia, 5/22/11)
55 Mess - Live Royal Albert Hall, London, UK, 12/14/99
56 Tell Me What I Did
57 Break Up At Food Court (Demo, 2000)
58 Fred Jones Part 2 - Live Kings Park in Perth, Australia, 3/12/03
59 Dr. Yang (Live Leuven, Belgium, 11/23/2008)
60 Army - Live UNC Memorial Hall, Chapel Hill, NC, 9/18/08
61 Unrelated (Unfinished Song Demo, 1996)
62 Best Imitation of Myself (Demo, 1992)
63 Boxing (Demo, 1992)
64 Julianne (Unreleased 1st Album, 1994)



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