Lyrics IRONIC - Bo Burnham
(I
believe
in
the
Zodiac
Yeah,
I
do,
I'm
a
Leo,
I
love
Titanic
Uh,
this
is
something
a
little
bit
more
Something
a
little
bit
morbidly
ironic,
my
grandmother
Uh,
she
was
a
Cancer
and
She
was
actually
killed
by
a
giant
crab
This
is
a
song
about
the
idea
of
irony
So
strap
in!)
My
dog's
stomach
was
very
upset
So
I
put
him
in
the
car
and
we
went
to
the
vet
And
on
our
way
to
the
vet
I
killed
a
cat
Hey,
I
said
isn't
that
ironic?
I
adopted
a
child
from
overseas
To
rescue
him
from
child
labor
factories
And
on
his
very
first
birthday,
we
went
to
Build-a-Bear
workshop
Isn't
that
ironic?
Isn't
that
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
A
water
park
has
burned
to
the
ground,
and
a
A
tow
truck
has
broken
down
I
always
used
to
cry
when
I
laughed
And
then
I
was
raped
by
a
clown
Isn't
that
ironic?
I
was
watching
Al
Gore
on
CNN
He
was
talking
and
talking
and
talking
and
then
Out
of
boredom,
my
pet
polar
bear
shot
himself
Isn't
that
ironic?
I
dated
an
animal
rights
activist
And
one
day,
she
got
really
pissed
Because
I
was
eating
veal
that
was
wrapped
in
"pita"
bread
("PETA"?
Fuck
it)
Isn't
that
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
I'm
a
stand
up
comic
and
I
always
sit
and
slouch
And
I
got
my
girlfriend
pregnant
on
my
sterile
uncle's
"pull-out"
couch
Isn't
that
ironic?
I-R-O-N-I-C
Yeah,
if
everyday
you
play
the
board
game
Risk
You've
probably
never
taken
a
Risk
in
your
life
And
Monopoly
has
far
from
a
stranglehold
on
the
board
game
market
A
little
kid
died
from
suffocation
when
he
choked
on
a
game
piece
from
Operation
And
I
can't
grow
a
beard
That
one's
not
ironic,
that
one's
just
sad
Bob
Barker
got
all
of
my
pets
pregnant
My
grandfather
had
Alzheimer's
And
one
day
we
were
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