Lyrics Microwave Popcorn - Bo Burnham
Could
you
turn
my
headphones?
Turn
up
my
head
Or,
I'm
the
only
one
in
here,
so
I'm
gonna
turn
up
my
own
headphones
for
myself
Thank
you,
you're
welcome
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
In
a
microwave
I
am
on
that
wave,
I
am
on
that
wave
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
I
take
the
packet
out
the
plastic
(takin'
out
the
plastic,
brrt)
Reading
the
directions
on
the
back
of
the
package
(oh)
Orville
Redenbacher,
you're
a
savage
(you
a
savage)
So
let's
get
crackin'
(tryna
make
microwave,
ayy)
I
put
the
packet
on
the
glass
(what
glass?)
The
little
glass
dish
in
the
microwave
(got
it)
I
close
the
door
(which
door?)
The
door
to
the
microwave
(what
is
wrong
with
you?)
You
follow
all
the
rules
when
you're
a
studious
guy
(step
one)
Insert
the
packet,
set
the
power
to
high
Cook
for
one
and
a
half
minutes
to
two
and
a
half
minutes
(mm,
kind
of
a
wide
range)
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
(skibidi
skibidi
bap)
In
a
microwave
(brrt)
I
am
on
that
wave,
I
am
on
that
wave
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
The
popcorn's
done
(thank
God!)
I
open
up
the
door,
I
take
it
out
Ah,
shi-,
goddamn,
that's
hot,
super
hot
Makes
sense
(I
burned
my
fingies)
I
open
up
the
packet
(the
packet)
It
smells
smoky
and
the
kernels
are
black,
shit
(no)
I
burned
it
(no),
I
burned
it
(for
real?)
Yes,
for
real,
do
you
think
you're
helping
by
saying
all
this?
(Tryna
make
microwave)
I'm
givin'
up
(I'm
done
cookin'
popcorn)
I'ma
eat
a
bag
of
Skinny
Pop
(it's
already
popped)
I
look
back
at
the
microwave,
wait
a
minute
How'd
I
miss
this
button?
There's
a
button
and
the
button
says,
"popcorn"
(oh
no)
On
the
microwave
(there
was
a
button
that
said
"popcorn"?)
I
am
on
that
wave,
I
am
on
that
wave
(I
shoulda
hit
that
button,
brrt)
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
(tryna
make
microwave,
skibidi
skibidi
bap)
In
a
microwave
(guys,
stop)
I
am
on
that
wave,
I
am
on
that
wave
(everyone's
talking
at
the
same
time,
shut
up,
shut
up!)
Tryna
make
microwave
popcorn
1 Bezos III
2 The Future
3 WTFIGO
4 1985
5 Feel Good
6 Five Years
7 Biden
8 Microwave Popcorn
9 Bezos IV
10 Spider
11 This Isn’t a Joke
12 The Chicken
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