Lyrics If A Man Answers - Remastered - Bobby Darin

If a man answers your phone when I call
Ooh, there′s gonna be some screamin' and that ain′t all
'Cause if I'm here callin′ you, then who′s the who I'm talkin′ to?
Why any fool could see that for sure it ain't me
So, if a man answers your phone, then, honey we′re through
Now, everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party where there ain't no party line
You hear me talkin′, gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ohh, and there better be a soprano on the other end
'Cause if the voice is baritone when you told me you'd be home alone
Well, then I′m wastin′ my time, a-not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone then, honey I'm gone
Now, everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party where there ain′t no party line
You hear me talkin', gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Ohh, and there better be a soprano on the other end
′Cause if the voice is baritone when you told me you'd be home alone
Well, then I′m wastin' my time, not to mention my dime
So, if a man answers your phone then, honey I'm gone