Lyrics Gumby Jaws Lament - Byrne & Barnes
("Weird"
Al
Yankovic
- accordion)
I've
never
really
understood
Why
my
family
hated
me
But
I
know
they
did
All
of
them.
Right
from
the
start.
I
never
had
many
friends
of
my
own
We
moved
a
lot
We
had
to
My
mother
was
mentally
ill
And
she
would
start
fires
in
nurseries
So
we
had
to
move
a
lot.
I
never
graduated
from
school
I
just
stopped
going
after
the
seventh
grade
I
remember
not
being
able
to
do
enough
pushups
And
this
fat
homosexual
gym
coach
Kept
pushing
me
on
the
back
of
my
neck
That's
when
I
first
realized
That
I
didn't
want
to
become
another
Old
fat
homosexual
gym
coach
Life
is
like
that.
I
watched
a
lot
of
television
Mostly
the
game
shows
I
could
tell
you
the
cost
of
about
anything
Between
1966
and
1969
But
that
and
a
nickel
won't
get
me
on
a
bus
I
love
buses
I
really
like
the
smell
don't
you
I
could
live
in
the
middle
of
a
crowded
bus
If
someone
asked
you
for
a
quarter
So
that
they
could
play
a
song
on
the
jukebox
And
you
gave
it
to
them
And
they
bought
a
cup
of
coffee
instead
Would
you
be
mad
I've
never
really
understood
Why
my
family
hated
me
But
I
know
they
did
All
of
them.
Right
from
the
start.
That's
why.
Yeah.
Sallysally@usa.net
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Album
Voobaha
1 Please Please Me
2 Boogie Woogie Amputee
3 Gumby Jaws Lament
4 De Pumped Out Blues
5 Clip Clop (Ode to Equus)
6 I Hope She Dies
7 Party In My Pants
8 Fish Heads
9 Sewey Hole
10 The Lumanian Love Song
11 Cemetery Girls
12 Something's in the Bag
13 Linoleum
14 When You Die
15 The Vomit Song
16 Boogie Woogie Amputee (early version)
17 High School Gym
18 Three Drunk Newts
19 Voyeur
20 Cruising Through Westwood
21 Neanderthal Love
22 Please Squeeze My Knees Louise
23 I Love You Baby
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