Lyrics Bad Tattoo - Chris Commisso

Now I'm the kinda guy that don't like going out at night
Never have
Staying home & watching Star Wars would be alright
Yeah I'm nerdy, but her?
She's a black leather motorcycle wheelie poppin' Female James Dean
Seriously
She like to drink & smoke
And I hate it
So why's she into me?
I'm not her cup of... brandi
She's like Kesha & I'm kinda like Mr Bean
Someone save me!

Oh no! What to do?
She's sticking to me closer than a bad tattoo now
Hey hey! What to say?
She's not the kinda girl I wanna marry someday
Oh wow! She's havin a cow
She's like a starving baby & she wants fed right now
Oh ahh! I've got to watch
Watch myself or I might fall in love

It's kinda cute the way she bites her bottom lip
When she's playing pool
I tell her that she's pretty
Then she punches me in the arm Cmon! That's not cool!
So why do I want her?
She's everything I'm not
I'm like a happy healthy beating heart
She's like a blood clot!
Someone save me

(Repeat CHORUS)

(Spoken)
Oh no
What to do?
She's stickin to me closer than a bad tattoo