Lyrics The Harvard Variations (4.) - Christian Borle feat. Legally Blonde Ensemble, Manuel Herrera, Natalie Joy Johnson & Noah Weisberg
EMMETT
Hello,
I'm
Emmett
Forrest.
Welcome
to
the
hallowed
halls
of
Harvard
Law.
Let's
go
around
and
share
a
bit
about
yourselves.
AARON
Aaron
Schultz
I
won
a
Fullbright
and
a
Rhodes
I
write
financial
software
codes
But
that's
a
challenge
I've
outgrown
How
many
yachts
can
one
man
own
Some
say
that
I'm
a
pompous
creep
Somehow
I
don't
lose
that
much
sleep
Why
bother
with
false
modesty
Harvard's
the
perfect
place
for
me
EMMETT
and
STUDENTS
Pretty
impressive,
good
to
know
EMMETT
Welcome
to
Harvard
PADAMADAN
Wassup?
ENID
Yo.
PADAMADAN
Sundeep
Agrawal
Padamadan.
But
you
may
call
me
Your
Majesty.
In
my
country
my
word
was
law
But
then
I
flee
because
of
stupid
coup
d'etat
But
here
I
learn,
I
make
new
friends
And
soon
return
in
bullet
proof
Mercedes
Benz
EMMETT
and
STUDENTS
Pretty
impressive,
good
to
know
EMMETT
Welcome
to
H-
ENID
Enid
Hoopes!
I
did
the
Peace
Corps
overseas
inoculating
refugees
In
family
clinics
that
I
built
myself
from
mud
and
trees
I
fought
to
clean
to
up
their
lagoons
and
save
their
rare
endangered
loons
Then
led
a
protest
march
against
insensitive
cartoons
EMMETT
and
STUDENTS
Pretty
impressive,
g-
ENID
But
now
I'm
on
the
legal
track
because
this
country's
out
of
whack
And
only
womyn
have
the
guts
to
go
and
take
it
back
We'll
make
the
government
come
clean
and
get
more
people
voting
green
And
really
stick
it
to
the
phallocentric
war
machine
ELLE
I
love
your
top!
It
is
so
fatigue
chic.
Anyone
know
where
I
can
find
Criminal
Law
101
with
Professor
Callahan?
ANd
Warner
Huntington
the
third?
EMMETT
It's
in
Hauser.
Over
there,
second
building
on
the
left.
ELLE
Thanks.
AARON
I
won
a
Fullbright
and
a
Rhodes
I
write
financial
software
codes
Why
bother
with
false
modesty
Harvard's
the
perfect
place
for
me
PADAMAN
In
my
country
my
word
was
law
But
then
I
flee
ENID
I
did
the
Peace
Corps
overseas
inoculating
refugees
In
family
clinics
that
I
built
myself
from
mud
and
trees
WARNER/VIVIENNE/STUDENTS
Harvard's
the
perfect
place
for
me
WARNER
Harvard's
the
perfect
place
for
ELLE
Warner!
STUDENTS
Ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ELLE
Excuse
me...
STUDENTS
Ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ELLE
Pardon
me...
STUDENTS
Ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ah
ELLE
Comin'
through!
STUDENTS
Harvard's
the
perfect
place
for
me
Pretty
impressive,
good
to
know
Welcome
to
Harvard.
WARNER
Elle?!?
ELLE
Hm?
Omigod,
Warner!
I
totally
forgot
you
go
here!
1 Omigod You Guys
2 Serious
3 What You Want
4 The Harvard Variations (4.)
5 Blood In the Water
6 Positive
7 Ireland
8 Ireland - Reprise
9 Serious - Reprise
10 Chip On My Shoulder
11 So Much Better
12 Whipped Into Shape
13 Take It Like A Man
14 There! Right There!
15 Legally Blonde
16 Legally Blonde Remix
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