Lyrics My Band ((Explicit)) - D12
:
I
don't
know,
dude...
I
think
everybody's
all
jealous
and
shit...
'Cause,
I'm
like,
the
lead
singer
of
a
band,
dude...
And
I
think
everybody's
got
a
fuckin'
problem
with
me,
dude...
And
they
need
to
take
it
up
with
me
after
the
show,
because...
These
chicks
don't
even
know
the
name
of
my
band
But
they're
all
on
me
like
they
wanna
hold
hands
'Cause
once
I
blow
they
know
that
I'll
be
the
man
All
because
I'm
the
lead
singer
of
my
band
:
So
I
get
off
stage
right,
drop
the
mic
Walk
up
to
these
hot
chicks
and
I'm
all
like
What's
up
ladies,
my
name's
Slim
Shady
I'm
the
lead
singer
in
D12,
baby
They're
all
like
"Oh
my
God,
it's
him
Becky,
oh
my
fuckin'
God,
it's
Eminem
I
swear
to
fuckin'
God,
dude,
you
fuckin'
rock
Please
won't
you
please
let
me
suck
your
cock"
And
by
now
the
rest
of
the
fellas
get
jealous
Especially
when
I
drop
the
beat
and
do
my
A
Capella's
All
the
chicks
start
yellin',
all
the
hot
babes
Throw
their
bras
and
their
shirts
and
their
panties
on
stage
So
like
every
single
night
they
pick
a
fight
with
me
But
when
we
fight
it's
kinda
like
sibling
rivalry
'Cause
they're
back
on
stage
the
next
night
with
me
Dude,
I
just
think
you're
tryna
steal
the
light
from
me
Yesterday
Kuniva
tried
to
pull
a
knife
on
me
Because
I
told
him
Jessica
Alba's
my
wife-to-be
This
rock
star
shit,
it's
the
life
for
me
And
all
the
other
guys
just
despise
me
because
These
chicks
don't
even
know
the
name
of
my
band
But
they're
all
on
me
like
they
wanna
hold
hands
Cause
once
I
blow
they
know
that
I'll
be
the
man
All
because
I'm
the
lead
singer
of
my
band
My
band,
my
band
My
band,
my
band
My
band,
my
band
My
band,
my
band
My
band,
baby
yeah!
Swifty:
Alright,
ok,
alright
man,
give
me
that
mic
man,
ok,
daw...
gi...
come
on.
Eminem:
Dude!
Swifty:
Give
me
this
mic!
Eminem:
Ah,
dude?
:
You
just
wanna
see
a
nigga
backwards,
don't
you?
Hey
dad
how
come
we
don't
rap
off
Pro
Tools?
Smash
these
vocals
and
do
a
performance
But
we
in
the
van
and
he
in
a
tour
bus
You
don't
want
my
autograph,
yous
a
liar
And
no,
I'm
Swift
("Oh,
I
thought
you
was
Kuniva")
What
the
hell
is
wrong
with
that
dressing
room?
Cause
our
shit
is
lookin'
smaller
than
a
decimal
See
I
know
how
to
rap,
(uh-huh)
it's
simple
but,
All
I
did
was
read
a
Russell
Simmons
book
So
I'm
more
intact,
tryna
get
on
the
map
Doin'
jumpin'
jacks
while
get
whipped
on
my
back
:
Kuniva:
Look
at
Em,
little
punk
ass,
thinkin'
he
the
shit
Kon:
Yeah,
I
know,
man,
by
himself
takin'
on
a
flick
Kuniva:
Hey,
I
thought
we
had
an
interview
with
DJ
Clue
Eminem:
No
I
had
an
interview,
not
you
two
Kuniva:
You
gonna
be
late
for
sound
check
Kon:
Man
I
ain't
goin'
to
sound
check
Kuniva:
Man
our
mics
are
screwed
up
Kon:
And
his
always
sound
best.
You
know
what
man
I'ma
say
somethin'
Kuniva:
Hey
yo,
Em
Eminem:
You
got
somethin'
to
say
Kon:
Man,
nothin'
Kuniva:
I
thought
you
'bout
to
tell
him
off,
man,
what's
up
Kon:
Man
I'ma
tell
him
when
I
feel
like
it
man
shut
up.
And
you
ain't
even
back
me
up
when
we
supposed
to
be
crew
Kuniva:
Man,
I
was
'bout
to
talk
right
after
you,
I
swear
Kon:
Man,
whatever
Kuniva:
I
swear
man
These
chicks
don't
even
know
the
name
of
my
band,
But
they're
all
on
me
like
they
wanna
hold
hands,
'Cause
once
I
blow
they
know
that
I'll
be
the
man,
All
because
I'm
the
lead
singer
of
my
band
:
They
say
the
lead
singers
rock,
but
the
group
does
not
Went
from
sold
out
arenas
to
amusement
parks
How
I'm
gon'
let
the
world
know
that
Proof
is
hot
I
should
cut
his
mic
off
when
the
music
starts
(Eminem:
Hey
yo,
what's...)
Ready
to
snap
on
a
dumb
ass
fan
Every
time
I
hear
We
ain't
a
band,
bitch,
we
don't
play
instruments
So
why
he
get
90
and
we
only
get
10
percent
And
these
guys
actin'
funny
every
area
code
(Eminem:
Proof,
carry
my
bag)
Bitch,
carry
your
own
Can't
make
it
to
the
stage,
security
in
my
way
("Who
the
fuck
are
you?
Where's
Obie
and
Dre?!")
:
God
dammit,
I'm
sick
of
this
group
Time
for
me
to
go
solo
and
make
some
loot
I
told
you
I
made
the
beats
and
wrote
all
the
raps
'Till
Kon
Artis,
slipped
me
some
crack
Lose
Yourself
video,
I
was
in
the
back
Superman
video,
I
was
in
the
back
For
the
media,
I
got
some
suggestions
Fuck
Marshall,
ask
us
some
questions
Like
"Who
is
D12?"
"How
we
get
started?"
Bitch,
are
you
retarded
Anyway,
I'm
the
popularest
guy
in
the
group
Big
ass
stomach,
bitches
think
I'm
cute
50
told
me
to
do
sit-ups
to
get
buff
Did
two
and
a
half
and
couldn't
get
up
(Uhh!)
Fuck
D12,
I'm
outta
this
band
I'm
'bout
start
a
group
with
the
real
Roxanne
:
Girl
why
can't
you
see
you're
the
only
one
for
me
And
it
just
tears
my
ass
apart
to
know
that
you
don't
know
my
name
Man,
fuck
this
These
chicks
don't
even
know
the
name
of
my
band
(ha
ha)
But
they
all
on
me
like
they
wanna
hold
hands
(Fuck
Marshall)
Cause
once
I
blow
I
know
that
I'll
be
the
man
(yeah)
All
because
I'm
the
lead
singer...
My
Band
My
Band
(The
Band)
My
Band
(Our
Band)
My
Band
(The
Band)
My
Band
(You
Man)
My
Band
(You
Man)
My
Band
(Roxanne)
My
Band
(Shantan)
My
Band
(Lets
do
it)
The
hottest
boy
band
in
the
world...
D12!
:
I'm
the
lead
singer
of
my
band,
I
get
all
the
girls
to
take
off
their
underpants
I'm
the
lead
singer
of
my
band,
my
salsa
Makes
all
the
pretty
girls
want
to
dance
My
salsa
(wooo
ohhh),
look
out
for
my
next
single,
it's
called
"My
Salsa"
My
salsa,
salsa,
salsa,
salsa,
salsa,
salsa,
salsa,
my
salsa
My
salsa
makes
all
the
pretty
girls
want
to
dance
And
take
off
their
underpants
My
salsa
makes
all
the
pretty
girls
want
to
dance
And
take
off
their
underpants,
my
salsa
Where'd
everybody
go?
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