Lyrics Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris - Epic Rap Battles of History feat. Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD
Four
score
and
65
years
in
the
past
I
won
the
Civil
War
with
my
beard
Now
I'm
here
to
whup
your
ass
I've
read
up
on
your
facts
You
cure
cancer
with
your
tears?
Well,
tell
me
Chuck
how
come
you
never
sat
down
and
cried
on
your
career?
You're
a
washed
up
has
been
on
TV
selling
Total
Gyms
And
you're
gonna
lose
this
battle
Like
you
lost
Return
of
the
Dragon
I'll
rip
your
chest
hairs
out
Put
em'
in
my
mouth
I'll
squash
you
like
I
squashed
the
South
I
never
told
a
lie
And
I
won't
start
now
You're
a
horse
with
a
limp
I'll
put
you
down
This
isn't
Gettysburg,
punk
I'd
suggest
retreating
For
I
invented
rap
music
When
my
heart
started
beating
Chuck
Norris
doesn't
battle
He
just
allow
you
to
lose
My
raps
will
blow
your
mind
like
a
verbal
John
Wilkes
Booth
I've
got
my
face
on
the
side
of
a
mountain
You
voted
for
John
McCain
I've
got
a
bucket
full
of
my
head
and
I'm
about
to
make
it
rain
You
block
bullets
with
your
beard?
I
catch
em'
with
my
skull
I'd
make
fun
of
Walker,
Texas
Ranger
but
I've
never
ever
seen
that
show
I
am
Chuck
Fucking
Norris!
I've
spread
more
blood
and
gore
Than
forty
score
of
your
puny
Civil
Wars,
bitch
I
split
the
Union
with
a
roundhouse
kick
I
wear
a
black
belt
on
the
beard
that
I
grow
on
my
dick
I
attack
sharks
when
I
smell
them
bleed
I
don't
go
swimming
Water
just
wants
to
be
around
me
My
fists
make
the
speed
of
light
wish
that
it
was
faster
You
may
have
freed
the
slaves
But
Chuck
is
everyone's
master
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