Lyrics Iron Lung Potato - FLAM

Autism′s better than polio
'Least I can still walk
Even if it took me
5 years to talk
Autism′s better than polio
Won't die when I'm young
Or in the hospital, potato in an iron lung ung ung

Vaccinate your kids
Or you′ll wish you did

Iron lung potato!

Autism′s better than HPV
My cervix is cancer free
And I will never have
Warts on my pee-he-pee

Autism's better than measals
′M not covered in a rash-ash-ash
And my immunities
Aren't being rolled back ack ack

Vaccinate your kids!

Or you′ll wish you did

Iron lung potato