Lyrics Be In My Video - Frank Zappa

Be in my video
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi-j-i-nits dressed in white
(Teeny-little-tiny-little)
Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words

I′ll rent a gleaming limousine

Release a flock of Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
(Stabbin' and a-stabbin′ and a-stabbin' and a-stabbin' at you-ou-ou-ou-ou)
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we′ll
Dance the blues (oh, yes we′ll dance the blue)
Let's dance the blues (what a terrific idea)
Let′s dance the blues (oh, you'll love it it′s a way of life)
Under the megawatt moonlight
Pretend to be Chinese

(One-hung-low)

I'll make you wear red shoes
There′s a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use
Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterens on your face
And then it cuts to outer space
With its billions and billions and billions and billions and

Be in my video
Darling, every night
Everyone in cable-land
Will say you're 'outta-sight′
You can show your legs
While you′re getting in the car, then
I will look repulsive
While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee
Moo-ahhhh-wah-wah-wah

After all the close-up shots of you
In bondage leather

They'll spray an alley with a hose
And then we′ll mind the harbour
Dance the blues together
Let's dance the blues again (sure we will)
Let′s dance the blues again
In the middle of an alley

Let's dance your face
Let′s dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus
Wooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooo
It′s definitely a case of moo-ahhhh