Lyrics Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Live - Frank Zappa
Hey!
Do
you
know
what
you
are?
You're
an
asshole!
An
ASSHOLE!
Some
of
you
might
not
agree
'Cause
you
probably
likes
a
lot
of
misery
But
think
a
while
and
you
will
see...
Broken
hearts
are
for
assholes
Broken
hearts
are
for
assholes
Are
you
an
asshole?
Broken
hearts
are
for
assholes
Are
you
an
asshole
too?
Whatcha
gonna
do,
'cause
you're
an
asshole...
Maybe
you
think
you're
a
lonely
guy
Maybe
you
think
you're
too
tough
to
cry
So
you
went
to
The
Grape,
Just
to
give
it
a
try
And
Dagmar
Without
a
doubt,
the
ugliest
sonofabitch
I
ever
saw
in
my
life
Was
his
name...
One
Two
Three
Four!
The
whiskers
sticking
out
from
underneath
of
his
Pancake
make-up
And
yet
he
was
a
beautiful
lady
Nearly
drove
you
insane
Let's
talk
about
Leather:
LEATHERRRRRR
And
so
you
kissed
a
little
sailor
Tex
Abel,
starring
in
the
latest
Shepperton
Production:
Who
had
just
blew
in
from
Spain
Sir
Richard
Pump-A-Loaf
You
sniffed
the
reeking
buns
of
Angel
The
story
of
a
demented
bread-boffer
And
acted
like
it
was
cocaine
Cucumber
pud
annexed
to
a
fine
whole-wheat
loaf
You
were
dazzled
by
the
exciting
new
costume
of
Ko-Ko
Then
on
Tuesday
night,
Ceasar's
back
in
town
In
a
way
you
can't
explain
Facing
off
in
a
no-holds-barred
tag
team
grudge
match
With
Kona.
And
so
you
worked
the
wall
with
Michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine
pounds
of
Samoan
dynamite
Which
gave
your
back
an
awful
strain
Volcanic
Hell
But
you
came
back
on
Sunday
for
the
gong
show
Next
Thursday,
teen
town's
finest...
But
you
forgot
what
I
was
sayin'
'Cause
you're
an
asshole,
You're
an
asshole
That's
right
You're
an
asshole,
you're
an
asshole
Yes,
yes
You're
an
asshole,
you're
an
asshole
That's
right
You're
an
asshole,
you're
an
asshole
Now
you
been
to
The
Grape
'n'
you
been
to
The
Chest
'N'
now
I
think
you
know
what
you
are:
you're
an
asshole
You
say
you
can't
live
with
what
you
been
through
Well,
ladies
you
can
be
an
asshole
too
You
might
pretend
you
ain't
got
one
on
the
bottom
of
you,
But
don't
fool
yerself
girl
It's
lookin'
at
you
Don't
fool
yerself
girl
It's
winkin'
at
you
Don't
fool
yerself
girl
It's
blinkin'
at
you
That's
why
I
say
I'm
gonna
ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it
up
yer
poop
chute
Corn
hole
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it
up
yer
poop
chute
Fist
fuck
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it
up
yer
poop
chute
Wrist-watch;
Crisco
Ram
it,
ram
it,
ram
it
Ram
it
up
yer
poop
chute
Pud!
Don't
fool
yerself,
girl
It's
goin'
right
up
yer
poop
chute
Don't
fool
yerself,
girl
It's
goin'
right
up
yer
poop
chute
(Etc.,
repeats)
Aw,
I
knew
you'd
be
surprised...
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5 Cosmik Debris - Live
6 Keep It Greasy - Live
7 Tinsel Town Rebellion (Live)
8 Buffalo Drowning Witch - Live
9 Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me? - Live
10 Pick Me, I'm Clean - Live
11 Dead Girls Of London - Live
12 Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously? - Live
13 City of Tiny Lites (Live)
14 Easy Meat (Live)
15 Ain't Got No Heart - Live
16 The Torture Never Stops - Live
17 Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Live
18 I'm So Cute - Live
19 Andy - Live
20 Joe's Garage (Live)
21 Dancin' Fool (Live)
22 The "Real World" Thematic Extrapolations (Live)
23 Stick It Out - Live
24 I Don't Wanna Get Drafted - Live
25 Bobby Brown - Live
26 Ms. Pinky - Live
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